West
All lollipops are banned.
Washington
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
Arizona
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
North Dakota
It is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso
Tennessee
After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
Maine
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
Utah
You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street. (Las Cruces)
New Mexico
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory
South Dakota
It is illegal to use profanity in the presence of a corpse
Georgia
it is legal, as long as it's not diagonal. That is, you can cross the street out of the crosswalk, but you can't cross a street diagonally.
New York
Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.
Idaho
it is illegal to milk another person's cow.
Texas
A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.
Nebraska
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
Virginia
A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces
Connecticut
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane
Alaska
it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. (Tulsa)
Oklahoma
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
Iowa
you can't walk a dog without dressing it in diapers
Mississippi
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
Massachusetts
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
Colorado
Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
Oklahoma
It is illegal to sleep in a bathtub.
Michigan
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Alabama
it is illegal to wash, or scrub sinks no matter how dirty they get.
Maryland