Baby Basics 101
Baby Steps
Engineering Parenthood
Tiny Human Design Specs
Failure Modes & Effects (of Parenting)
200

The average newborn weights about this many pounds.

What is 7 to 8 pounds?

200

In 1903 this pair of brothers took the first "baby steps" towards powered flight at Kitty Hawk.

Who are the Wright brothers?

200

Diaper changes per day can rival this engineering metric.

What is "mean time between failures"?

200

Babies are born with this reflex that helps them find food.

What is the rooting reflex?

200
Forgetting to pack extra diapers leads to this failure mode.

What is a containment breach?

400
This soft spot on a baby's head allows for brain growth.

What is the fontanelle?

400

When this astronaut said, "Houston, Tranquility Base here - The Eagle has landed" it became one of spaceflight's first famous "baby words".

Who is Neil Armstrong?

400

Baby bottles require this type of maintenance schedule to prevent contamination.

What is regular cleaning and sterilization?

400
A baby's hear beats roughly this many times per minute.

What is 120-160 bpm?

400

Overheating a bottle can result in this user experience hazard.

What is a burnt mouth or system overheat?

600

Babies typically start teething around this age.

What is 6 months?

600

This NASA spacecraft, named after a child's wooden toy, carried astronauts to the moon and back safely.

What is Apollo?

600

Like a control loop, a parent must constantly adjust output based on this type of baby feedback. 

What is crying?

600

This baby body system is under construction for about a year, explaining all that crying.

What is the digestive system?

600

Dropping a pacifier on the floor requires this corrective action.

What is cleaning / sterilization? 

800
This is the most common first word in English-speaking babies.

What is "mama" or "dada"?

800

Designed by a team led by Kelly Johnson, this sleek aircraft was born during the Cold War and could fly faster than a bullet - a true engineering prodigy.

What is the SR-71 Blackbird?

800

In project management, "scope creep" during baby prep might look like buying this many strollers.

What is too many?

800

The baby's brain doubles in size during this time frame.

What is the first year?

800

Parental fatigue after night feedings is known as this condition in engineering terms.

What is operator burnout?

1000

This is the number of bones in a newborn.

What is about 300?

1000

With wings smaller than a school bus and a jet the size of a car, this 1950s fighter proved that "small but fast" can be unbeatable.

What is the F-86 Sabre?

1000

The baby monitor is a practical example of this core engineering concept.

What is remote sensing or telemetry?

1000

Like a prototype, a baby's sleep schedule is described as this.

What is "unstable" or "in development"?

1000

When baby's "output" exceeds the diaper's capacity, this occurs.

What is an overflow condition?

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