It's All Relative
This family member iconically and unironically wears Life Is Good shirts 90% of the year
Who is Grampy
What grade were Molly & Mitchell seperated from each other in school?
What is 3rd grade?
Mitch (Dad) had many jobs when he was younger, what was his favorite?
Bee keeping
This was the name of Mitchell's Indian make-believe alter-ego
Who is Kevin?
This family member used to loose hubcaps on their car frequently and thought it was normal
Who is Auntie Maggie?
Mitchell once said that his future children would call Mom this as her grandmother name, what was the name?
Who is Big D?
Mitchell had a streak of scaring children in the bathroom while he was in elementary school, what did he call himself?
Who is the Bathroom Boogeyman?
This was a "secret" hiding space for empties when we were in high school, where was it?
What is the basement ceiling?
This family member has a reputation for having fences jump out at their car
Who is Molly?
We once had 2 guinea pigs that were known for peeing on Brody- What were their names?
What is punch Anthony in the face?
This family member once got in trouble for touching an expensive instrument inside of a restaurant, what was the instrument?
What is a harp?
This family member coined the term "Heronchoker" at his long term residence
Who is Seadog?
Molly & Taylor have been together for 5 years, what grade were they in the same class?
What is 5th grade?
When Hunter was a child, he said that this was his dream job and he wanted to do it when he grew up
What is dusty/streetsweeper?
What was the name of Taylor's beloved mini van?
What is the man van?
This family member is a recluse and has custody of the Man Van
Hint: He is not a Jordan family member and it is advised not to eat anything at his house
Who is Uncle Moe?
What was the name of the chocolate lab we had before Scout?
Who is Hershey?
One year, Molly was forced to do indoor track during highschool- what event did she do? (attempt to do lol)
What is Shopput or 55yrd dash?
Molly and Gabby once pregamed Friendsgiving... it was ugly for both of them, what were they drinking?
What is Pink Whitney