Honey, I’m Home
Panda's must eat 20-40 pounds of this food per day to live.
Bamboo
The right to bear arms
bear arms get it?
A colorful stuffed animal + The least amount of effort
Care Bear Minimum
Care bears are a colorful stuffed bear and this is combined with the bare minimum.
Bear cubs are born without what one of their 5 senses?
Sight
They are born blind
Bears are often seen in rivers catching what?
Salmon
In 2023, an intoxicated bear was found stumbling around after eating a lot of this iconic bear sweet treat.
Honey from a beehive.
A brown Ursine + A greeting or goodbye to your family or close friends
Grizzly Bear Hug
Grizzly Bears are a brown Ursine and a bear hug is a big hug you give someone
Fuzzy wuzzy was he born without what?
Fur
To get ready for winter and hibernation what do bears do?
hyperphagia
(eat lots and lots of yummy food! as I know Di will say)
In Colorado a bear committed this vehicle minor crime which involved running away.
Hit and run
A succulent Chinese fast food meal + Next day delivery
Panda Express Delivery
Panda express is a fast food Chinese food chain
Express Delivery is fast delivery option when shipping things.
How long do cubs depend on their mama bear?
18 months to 2 years.
Bears don't go after beehives for just the honey, they want this protein heavy meal inside
Larvae
This infamous bear from a true 1980s incident became a pop-culture icon after accidentally ingesting what illegal substance dropped from a smugglers plane?
Cocaine
Goldilocks Zone Defense
Goldilocks is a famous story about a girl with 3 bears. The goldilocks zone is the perfect distance from the sun living creatures can live.
Zone defense is a defensive strategy in sports where instead of defending a person you defend a spot on the court or field and whoever enters that area.
What is the typical amount of cubs born?
2-3
Just like Scrat from ice age bears climb tree's for this food
Acorns
A black bear in California was caught on camera repeatedly breaking into cars and houses; locals nicknamed him this human name like he was a criminal and a military war vehicle as a rhyme matching the name.
Hank The Tank
A picturesque time + An Alaskan Bear
Kodiak Moment
The largest bear in the world is a Kodiak bear, aka the Alaskan brown bear. This is combined with the phrase Kodak moment.
When are cubs born?
During winter while the mother is hibernating