Becca's Birthday Quotebookardy

Teacher Quotes

100

This teacher, in warning, told the class that they "had been mooned before."

Mrs. Luehring

200

Pastor Margraff commented to Mr. Albrecht that this grade level fascinates him-- "They're like a different species."

Sophomores

300

Mr. Linton told me backstage that I wielded this prop "with authority."

Broom ("She wields that broom with authority.")

400

Mrs. Young told this member of our friend group that "75% of the time, the words that come out of your mouth shock me."

Lani

500

This person declared themselves to be a "slightly over-caffeinated squirrel."

Mr. Schmandt

Fill in the Blank

100

I quoted this when a Goldfish fell into Rebecca's water bottle: "____ is free!"

Nemo

200

Words of wisdom for us all from Marcella: "No man is ever worth your ____."

Shoes

300

This person - "is now the standard by which we measure men."

Lainna

400

I'm pretty sure this is about Big Bird? "Bird is in his name, he ain't no ______."

Banana (Lainna and Reesa)

500

One of Mr. Lindner's finest one-liners: "I AM NOT BUYING YOUR _____ INFESTED _______ BOAT."

Cat, pontoon

Becca's Fave Game

100

This person asked me (Reesa), "Did you contribute to the March madness?"

Lani

200

"I can be your white thing to drape over it!"

Reesa. If it's a white joke, it's probably me. 

300

"Celebrating racism one Santa at a time--WAIT NO--"

Marcella

400

This person declared "Water is a mindset."

Rachel

500

"You don't need school to sell snowmobiles, you just need Facebook Marketplace and a dream."

Libby

Paz Must Be Stopped

100

Paz told us--thoughtlessly, considering we're teenagers--to "put a big" - this consonant- "on it."

D

200

Paz is, frankly, on a rampage. Please quote my personal favorite of his, spoken of the Army song for Veteran's Day. The quote encouraged us to put more emphasis on a certain phrase. ("At 'em, boys...")

"YOU'RE SHOOTING SOMEONE! GIVE HER THE GUN!"

300

I'm growing more and more concerned with this man. Is he a sociopath? Probably, as demonstrated by his quote, "All right, you can ____ now."

Die

400

The man, the myth, the menace. He told the guys of the choir to "Leave your _____ legs at someplace else."

Hairy

500

Pasbrig...or Ariana Grande? It's hard to tell with this quote whose context I genuinely don't know: "___, people!"

"YUH, people!"

Throwbacks

100

Let's pay homage to the phrase that was my vocal stim for the duration of the average pregnancy: "The children..." do what?

Yearn for the apothecary

200

Some great life advice from yours truly: "Sometimes when you hit rock bottom, you just have to take your pickaxe and build a staircase..." to where?

Hell

300

This person said, "Marcella, look what you've done. There's chicken among the cherries."

Reesa

400

When Marcella said, "Isn't a smork those little blue things?", what thing did she actually mean?

A smurf

500

"When you're in the ____ and I'm living in a ____ in Milwaukee, will you still take me out to _____?"

CIA, box, brunch (Reesa to Marcella)