The river on which we completed our tubing adventure
What is the James River?
Our not-so-wise feline friend
Who is Pixie?
The family member who nearly met their bitter end due to a kite
Who is Brian?
Our special Christmas dessert + a certain Muppet's true love
What is Figgy Piggy?
Martha's Middle Name
What is Maria?
Wisconsin's opponent in the most recent football game we attended
Who is Northwestern?
Theo's female counterpart (rip (literally))
Who is Millie?
The type of olive involved in the scandal
What is Kalamata?
Carley's imaginary friend + the herald angels sing
What is Mark Hark?
The destination of our most recent family trip
Where is Minneapolis, MN?
The clawed victims of our family cabin trip
What are crawdads/crayfish?
Stewie's government name
What is Butterscotch?
The type of animal who terrorized us on our camping trip
What is a skunk?
Mom's first name for short + Luke's favorite word
What is Mart Shart?
Cheddar ____ menu item at a FAMOUS local spot
What are munchers?
The name of the Fort on the Dry Tortugas
What is Fort Jefferson?
The month in which Griffin joined our family
What is September?
The city in which Mom was bullied by a waitress
What is Lexington
Or Plastic + Vick's specialty rub
What is Paper Vapor?
The neighbor's dog's name
The name of the elephant who we unknowingly abused
Who is Asha?
Katie's former amphibian friends from the furniture store
Who are Freddy and Jimmy?
The pair of pets who are least likely to enjoy a NASCAR event
Who are Kiki and Diego?
Poopsack __ + Mushroom __
What is George Gorge?
The Italian restaurant we ate at in Key West
What is Mangia Mangia?