Mealtimes
Baba-isms
What Eliana Thinks is Funny About Baba
Beesh Team Jokes
What triggers Baba
100

What is something Baba always says at mealtimes when we say thank you for cooking?

"Glad you like it."

100

What is Eliana's favorite mealtime joke from Baba?

He always tries to make Mr. Celery take away my plate and eat all my food off it.

100

What was Eliana's favorite color when she was 2?

BEESH.

100

What triggers Baba on a day at home?

When Eliana says "Bend over and I'll show you," and when I ba-doop him.

200

What does Baba always say after we're finished eating?

"I got the dishes."

200

What does Baba do at night to keep Eliana awake?

He burps and farts really loud, and gets me up to go potty.

200

What is the most vulgar saying that Baba says?

"Bend over and I'll show you."

200

What triggers Baba on the road?

When I say, "Can we go this way? Is it lunchtime yet? Hey, we can't go this way, it's closed." Also, TRAFFIC.

300

Who is Baba's favorite character to use to torment Eliana at mealtimes?

Mr. Celery

300

What triggers Eliana the most?

"Well, I'm gonna do your ice cream puzzle."

"I'm gonna ride your scooter. HA! AND YOUR BIKE."

300

What is our special word for ogling?

Ba-dooping

300

What triggers Baba when he's sleeping?

When I like make my door open really loud, then he wakes up.

400

What does Eliana wish she could eat less of at mealtimes?

Cucumbers, carrots, celery, and avocado

400

Where does Baba sleep?

On the couch. He doesn't have a room, he has a living room, but he lays in Mama's room for naptime.

400

What phrases is Eliana most likely to say when driving to school?

"A new way!" "What song is this?" "How many stoplights do we have?"

400

What triggers Baba at bathtime?

When I say, "Can I have my soap?" And sometimes on washing hair days, Baba takes my towel and tries to dry his hairy bald head. And I say, "Where's my towel?"

500

What does Baba eat the most of?

Celery, cucumbers, carrots, and peanuts.

500

What would embarrass Eliana the most for Baba to do?

When Baba rubs his hairy belly and takes off his shirt and rubs it so much, and it embarrasses me the most.

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