This is The Worlds Most Popular Dog Breed
Labrador Retriever
Palms are Sweaty, Knees Weak, Arms are Heavy, There's vomit on his sweater already, Moms spaghetti.
Lose Yourself, Eminem
This was the first feature-length animated movie ever released
Snow White and The 7 Dwarves
Florida Man Killed By ______ While hiding from _______
Alligator, The Cops
This is the Only One Syllable State Name
Maine
This is the oldest animal ever recorded (Double Points if you get within 10 years for its age)
Quahog Clam (507 Years Old)
Blackbird singing in the dead of night. Take these broken wings and learn to fly
The Beatles, Blackbird
This movie was incorrectly announced as the winner of Best Picture at the 2017 Academy Awards
La La Land
Florida man groped _______ while wife sat next to him
Disney Land Princess
By Sneezing too Hard, Some People have broken these
Ribs
While being rather small and boring now, scientists have discovered ancient kinds of this animal that measured up to ten feet tall!
Giant Ground Sloth
What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk!
My Humps, Black Eyed Peas
This was the TV show was Jack Nicholson referencing when he ad-libbed “Here’s Johnny!” in The Shining?
The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson
Florida man arrested for calling 911 after ______ denied entry into strip club
Kitten
The first ever recorded case of someone being arrested for speeding was because they were going this fast
8 MPH
This is the only big cat that is unable to produce a roar.
Cheetah
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Gloria Gaynor, I Will Survive
Rosebud, The Maltese Falcon, and The Briefcase are all examples of this film writing technique
Macguffin
Florida man tried robbing Waffle House with ______
Finger Guns
This spice is a legitimate Hallucinogen when consumed in Large Doses
Nutmeg
According to Studies, this is the preferred Blood Type of all Mosquitos.
Type O
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said, "My name is Sue, how do you do?
Now you gonna die"
Johnny Cash, A Boy Named Sue
Three of Jim Carrey’s blockbusters—The Mask, Dumb and Dumber and Ace Ventura: Pet Detective—were all released in this year
Florida Man Tired of Wait at _________, Steals _______ to get home
Hospital, Ambulance
By Law, it's illegal to stand within 90 Meters of This Person without Socks on
The Queen