musical theater
British white boy makes shoes for drag queens.
What is Kinky Boots?
Emilio Esteves, Lou Diamond Phillips, Keifer Sutherland, and Charlie Sheen avenge the death of Terence Stamp.
What is Young Guns?
a curly haired icon who can spell but not hear.
who is bella castillo
A 1987 film starring Jennifer Grey where they dance to Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes.
What is Dirty Dancing?
She talked a lot about keeping a journal and how not even reality is real.
Who is Joan Didion?
A bunch of dancers really really really want a job, and instead, they get a free therapy session.
What is chorus line?
aaaaaa wah wah wah aaaaaaa wah wah wah
What is The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly?
her scary, ugly daughter is nicknamed after the loch ness monster
who is bella swan?
Stay golden, ponyboy
What is Outsiders?
Who is Henry David Thoreau?
Pigfarts.
What is A Very Potter Musical?
Jamie Foxx escapes slavery and becomes a bounty hunter with his partner Christoph Waltz. He goes to a plantation owned by Leonardo DiCaprio to get his wife back.
What is Django Unchained?
who are the barden bellas?
Swayze is murdered and forced to roam the earth as a phantom
What is Ghost?
She was a queen, period, and was arrested for being in the Black Panther Party. She decided she was going to be her own legal defense and proceeded to beat the U.S. court system.
Who is Angela Davis?
Dubstep dubstep dubstep
What is King Kong?
An absolutely horrible movie where Johnny Depp plays a Native American and goes on adventures with Armie Hammer! Apache, jump on it!
What is The Lone Ranger?
This person played Count Dracula in the 1931 Dracula film.
who is bela lugosi?
Patrick Swayze plays a drag queen named "Vida Boheme"
What is To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything
this dude made like,, a model for what an argumentative essay should look like, and I absolutely hate it.
Who is Toulmin?
Literally everyone has AIDS.
What is Rent?
Literally the best cowboy movie omg Doc Holliday I'd die for you
I'm your Huckleberry, that's just my game.
What is Tombstone?
what is the Bella Twins?
Patrick Swayze beats people up at clubs for a living and has a blind friend that sings. Literally every Deep Run Roadhouse in history has a poster of this movie.
What is Roadhouse?
If you don't know about rivers, literally get out of his face.
Who is Mark Twain?