Golf Brands
Jon Rahm and Xander Schauffele have teed off with this brand’s Paradym clubs and Chrome Soft golf balls
Callaway
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Villager
2025 (Eagles)
Jalen Hurts
"how am I supposed to get my nails did if they done took all my food stamps away?"
any black woman will get points here
white boy out of Indiana State
Larry Bird
Trusted by major champions like Jordan Spieth and Justin Thomas, this brand’s Pro V1 golf ball is the most played on tour
Titalist
how many tnt blocks under a sand temple?
9
2022 (Rams)
Cooper Kupp
This Knicks center, a versatile big man from Kentucky, is known for his 3-point shooting and zestyness
KAT
This defensive back earned his fearless nickname playing for the LSU Tigers, known for causing turnovers and making highlight-reel tackles
The Honey-Badger
This company sponsors stars like Rory McIlroy and Scottie Scheffler, both known for blasting drives with its Stealth and Qi10 clubs
Taylormade
multishot is an enchant that goes on this weapon
crossbow
2019 (Patriots)
Julian Edelman
anyone who resides in this state
California
Black exellence in a sea of white folk, one of the most dominant athletes in all of sports
Tiger Woods
Clue: Bryson DeChambeau, Rickie Fowler, and Gabe Sousa have this brand's driver in their bag
Cobra
assuming zero eyes of ender are present, how many do you need to complete a portal?
12
2018 (Eagles)
Nick Foles
This U.S. winger and World Cup champion is known for her skill on the pitch and her activism off it
Megan Rapinoe
Gabe's favorite non-Detroit NBA player, a lefty guard for the Spurs
De'Aaron Fox
Viktor Hovland and Tony Finau are signed with this brand, the company revolutionized the modern putter
Ping
If you milk this animal it will give you mushroom stew
Mooshroom cow
2016 (Broncos)
Von Miller
El Presidente (sports media)
Dave Portnoy
Nicknamed “The Bear,” he won six national titles coaching Alabama and became a symbol of college football dominance
Bear Bryant