Who is the main character
Jess
how many players are on the field when the game starts
22
Footie
Football
Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?
Jess
Who is the second lead
Jules
What happens when a player gets a red card
he gets sent off the pitch
Goalie
Goalkeeper
Get your lesbian feet, off my shoes
Jules mother
who is gay
Tony
Who switches if the goalkeeper gets injured
the second goalkeeper
Tarted up
Dressed up
you’re a great footballer
Joe
Who supports her half half
Mr. Bhamra
How long is a football pitch ish
100-110 M
Brown
Muscles
Look, Jessie. You can't plan who you fall for. It just happens. I mean, look at... Posh and Becks.
Tony
Who folds at last
Ms. Bhamra
How many players are in a professional cult
22-25 players
Gloat
Take pleasure
Who needs Beckham
Jules