Just Around the River-Ben
Ben works at this company.
What is Progress Residential?
This is Ben's middle name.
What is David?
This is one of the only places that Ben is known to occasionally let slip a stray curse word.
What is the basketball court.
This would likely be the first word most people would use to describe Ben.
What is "nice"?
Ben played this position on his high school football team.
What is quarterback?
Ben is now this many years old.
What is thirty-five?
Ben served his mission in this South American country.
What is Columbia?
To Jesus's utter disappointment, Ben recently began experimenting with this activity strongly discouraged by Gordon B. Hinkley.
What is (sports) betting or gambling?
Ben can frequently be spotted wearing this unique form of headwear, but only when he's in the state of New Mexico.
What is a cowboy hat?
Ben's dad was a quarterback at this university.
What is BYU?
Despite his last name, taste for marinara, and frequently being spotted wearing a wife-beater with a gold chain, Ben is just as much this heritage as he is Italian.
What is Danish?
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What is Greek?
This is Ben's current church calling.
What is second counselor in the bishopric?
Ben recently biffed it while driving this motorized vehicle.
What is a scooter or vespa?
Ben is becoming increasing into this pastime that just from looking at him seems like something he would be really, really into.
What is golf?
Among fellow basketball players, Ben is known for his exceptional abilities at this particular type of shot.
What is the three-pointer?
Ben is noted for having comparatively little appreciation for this fundamental art form beloved by pretty much everyone else in the human race.
What is music?
Ben almost always caves to this menu item, but only if it's fresh.
What is fresh squeezed juice?
Ben is a big fan of this backyard fixture sometimes known for facilitating debauchery.
What is a hot tub?
Ben is known for doing this stretch whenever and wherever he dang well pleases.
What is cat-cow?
Ben wears this model of basketball shoe.
What are Nike Book 1's?
Ben desires a membership to this long-standing local institution.
What is the Mesa Country Club?
Ben finds a kindred spirit in this character from the popular television show Parks & Rec.
Who is Ben Wyatt?
Ben has received at least one high-dollar ticket for this ballsy traffic infraction.
What is driving in the HOV lane?
This sports car is Ben's dream ride.
What is a vintage Porsche?
Ben is an avid listener and Patreon supporter of this Suns-themed podcast.
What is The Timeline?