A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
Charlie fell victim to this on the Mayflower.
What is seasickness?
1 in 6 here celebrate "Brits-giving".
What is England?
You call it corn, we call it _______.
What is maize?
A male turkey.
What is a Tom?
I need a moving company. Think I'll call them.
What is Mayflower?
Charlie's Thanksgiving dinner: Toast, pretzels, popcorn, . . . Ken?
What are jelly beans?
Martin Frobisher officially established Thankgiving here even before the US.
What is Canada?
Most popular side dish in PA.
What is stuffing?
It's how I stopped using drugs.
What is going cold turkey?
John Madden's Thanksgiving day turkey always had this many legs.
What is 6?
He cannabalized Thanksgiving dinner.
Who is Woodstock?
Erntedankfest
What is Germany?
A reasonable, perhaps preferred substitute for pumpkin pie.
What is sweet potato pie?
Grab the larger piece and you'll have your wish granted.
What is the wishbone?
Indigenous Americans' fertilizer for corn plantings.
What is fish?
She kept being called, "sir".
Who is Peppermint Patty?
Grenada Thanksgiving commemurates this 1983 event.
What is the US invasion?
Favorite Thanksgiving side in DE, MD, VA, NC, SC, GA.
What is mac and cheese?
He wanted the turkey to be our national symbol.
Who was Ben Franklin?
Thanksgiving day football tradition started with Yale vs. _____________.
Who is Princeton?
Charlie used this table from his basement for his Thanksgiving dinner.
What is ping pong?
Mooncakes: duck egg yolks, sesame and lotus seeds.
What is China?
Pumpkin? In SC, FL, MS, AR, TX, we prefer this pie.
What is pecan pie?
Wild Tom turkey here. On average, I'll live about 2 years? 4 years? 6, 8, 10?
What is 2 years?
Within 500, the average American will consume this many calories on Thanksgiving.
What is 4500?