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Many companies have objectively stupid names, just like this one, that Ben currently works for.
What is Lemonlight?
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Some people get these things to express themselves or whatever, but Ben's never gotten one and almost surely never will, due to his squeamishness around needles.
What are Tattoos?
1
Ben hates this star wars move because it is the worst one.
What is Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker?
1
Though it's easier to just lie and say he grew up in San Francisco, Ben actually grew up in this Northern California town.
Where is Danville?
1
This is the only part of his body Ben has ever had surgery on.
What is his face (jaw)?
2
Astrologically, Ben's birthday falls in this star sign, which we are currently still in.
What is Scorpio?
2
What color shirt is Ben currently wearing?
I haven't decided what I'm wearing yet at the time of writing this, so this person can just have the points.
2
Avatar the last airbender is a pretty neat show that Ben is quite fond of. What type of bender would Ben be?
What is Water, obviously?
2
Lots of apps track our locations, but this one quantifiably track's Ben's location the most.
What is Pokemon Go?
2
Ben really sucks at sports. Like really sucks. But you take that kid to a dave and busters and pump him full of two beers, he'll go bananas at this machine, which he would argue is like a sport, especially when he's got two beers in him.
What is Ski Ball?
3
Today is good because I have friends over. Friends are great. What is the date today, the day that I am having friends over?
What is Saturday, November 9th, 2024?
3
For no reason really Ben gets one of these once a year when he sorta feels like it.
What is a haircut?
3
One of Ben's best karaoke songs, this song is perhaps best known by its usage in the end credits of Transformers (2007)
What is What I've Done by LinkedIn Park
3
Friday night baby. 11pm. Where is Ben most likely?
Where is at home? ("In bed" also acceptable).
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Thanks for coming. Here's three points on the house.
You're Welcome
4
Ben's birthday is a cultural event that brings the world to its knees every year. What day of the week will it be next year (2025)?
When is Tuesday?
4
Like a snake shedding its skin, Ben feels new and refreshed when he finally replaces this article of clothing he's been wearing for the past 3-4 days straight.
What are pants?
4
Who is Ben's favorite Costco Guys Universe (CGU) Character?
Who is the Rizzler?
4
Ben callously forced everyone in this room tonight to drive all the way out to this zip code.
Where is 91367?
4
Ben lived in Tucson Arizona for four unholy years. Where was his favorite place to eat there? What was Ben's desert oasis?
Where is Oregano's?
5
Vroom vroom. Here comes Ben, driving his car. What is the make of this vehicle?
What is Toyota?
5
Oh no! Ben overslept. Dumbass. Better throw one of these on, or they'll think he's a wild man!
What is a hat?
5
Ben really enjoyed Kung Fu Panda when he saw it in 5th grade, the perfect age to see a perfect movie. Po was a great character, voiced by Jack Black. So was this supporting character from the film, voiced by Jackie Chan.
Who is Monke?
5
Where was Ben on January 6th, 2021?
What is at work?
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If you ask Ben, this is the funniest kind of addiction a person can have.
What is a Gambling Addiction?