What's better than winning the Paralympics?
Walking...
Why did Matthew McConahaybale cry in Intersmellar (stinky)?
He realized his daughter was a redhead... so
Who is Steve Jobs?
Apples
Who wished everyone a happy holiday on a plane?
Burger king
What's Natalie's favourite game ever?
Fortnite Festival
Whats the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
Completely different species (like what????)
Which movie stars a British dude coming to America, while also fighting Kevin Spacey?
Alien vs. Predator
Name THE disabled celeb
Adam Sandler (He looks like whiter Drake)...poor guy
Which one word describes Drake?
Anita max wynn
What was the grade 10 presentation about?
Get Out
How do jewish people go to heaven?
Little more than medium rare (I'm sorry)
What is the best show of all time?
Big Bang Theory starring hot girl, glasses hot girl, bowl cut, Rajesh Kuuperpahli, Young sheldon but old, the boy from christmas vacation and spooky witch
Which celebrity lost his virginity at the age of 58?
Michael Cera -> Shoutout to MICHAEL CERA WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who tweeted (X'ed stfu): "Up watching a lil Tom and Jerry before we head to school"?
Who is Abbey's celebrity lookalike?
Donald Glover (listen to his new album "Atavista" - non sponsored)
What do you call a baby in its crib?
Sleeping...
How did young Sheldon end?
With a big bang... ;(
Who is the first lesbian on planet Earth?
Ellen Degenerate
Finish the Lyric: "Jonathan, you are...
Banging my daughter!
What is Ben's nickname?
Boon (Indian in the closet)
Did you know Helen Keller had a pool?
Neither did she...
Which movie did I watch last night?
Who was one of the only celebrities to visit THE KING'S private upstairs?
Nicholas Cage
Whats the context to this image?
I think she was doing the dirty with her teacher, before marriage btw :(
Who should be the next member of goober gathering?
Margot Robbie (but redhead)