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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Walking...

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Why did Matthew McConahaybale cry in Intersmellar (stinky)?

He realized his daughter was a redhead... so 

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Who is Steve Jobs?

Apples

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Who wished everyone a happy holiday on a plane?

Burger king

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What's Natalie's favourite game ever?

Fortnite Festival

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Whats the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

Completely different species (like what????)

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Which movie stars a British dude coming to America, while also fighting Kevin Spacey?

Alien vs. Predator

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Name THE disabled celeb

Adam Sandler (He looks like whiter Drake)...poor guy

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Which one word describes Drake? 

Anita max wynn

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What was the grade 10 presentation about?

Get Out

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How do jewish people go to heaven? 

Little more than medium rare (I'm sorry)

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What is the best show of all time?

Big Bang Theory starring hot girl, glasses hot girl, bowl cut, Rajesh Kuuperpahli, Young sheldon but old, the boy from christmas vacation and spooky witch

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Which celebrity lost his virginity at the age of 58? 

Michael Cera -> Shoutout to MICHAEL CERA WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Who tweeted (X'ed stfu): "Up watching a lil Tom and Jerry before we head to school"? 


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Who is Abbey's celebrity lookalike? 

Donald Glover (listen to his new album "Atavista" - non sponsored)

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What do you call a baby in its crib?

Sleeping...

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How did young Sheldon end?

With a big bang... ;(

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Who is the first lesbian on planet Earth?

Ellen Degenerate

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Finish the Lyric: "Jonathan, you are...

Banging my daughter!

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What is Ben's nickname?

Boon (Indian in the closet)

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Did you know Helen Keller had a pool?

Neither did she...

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Which movie did I watch last night? 

The Fundamentals of Caring
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Who was one of the only celebrities to visit THE KING'S private upstairs?

Nicholas Cage

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Whats the context to this image?

I think she was doing the dirty with her teacher, before marriage btw :(

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Who should be the next member of goober gathering?

Margot Robbie (but redhead)

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