Which Pokemon on my dream team is a pure grass type?
Serperior
Trap these fictional creatures in little balls and battle them for competitive sport!
Pokemon
"It wears a rag fashioned into a Pikachu costume in an effort to look less scary. Unfortunately, the costume only makes it look creepier."
Mimikyu
This one triggers randomly. A video of someone making an enthusiastic intro for a YouTube video.
"WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE TUBE TUBE TUUUUBE"
"First, I must tell you... I am the king of Team Plasma. Ghetsis asked me to work with him to save Pokémon."
N (Pokemon)
Which Pokemon on my dream team is dark dragon?
Hydriegon
Collage friends in attempt to find their missing friend gets tormented by a really tall man
"Thanks to its unstable genetic makeup, this special Pokemon conceals many different possible evolutions."
Eevee
I just say this one sometimes. A DiEM video where Giggle goes on a gambling trip.
"LET IT RIDE"
"Classic, stupid Tom."
Tord (Eddsworld)
Which Pokemon on my dream team is pure dark type?
Zoroark
A pink blob fights eldritch horrors and literal Gods just to protect his friends and his cake
Kirby
"[Pokemon's name] is much faster rolling than walking to get around. When groups of this Pokemon eat, they all clap at once to show their pleasure. Because of this, their mealtimes are noisy."
Spheal
I say this when I see a key in a video game or I just say it sometimes. A meme video that shows that some people FaceBook AREN'T philosophers.
"BECAUSE BREAD TASTES BETTER THAN KEY"
"No, you listen to me! You can keep making your little detective videos all you want, but do me a favor and stay out of my life!"
Tim Wright (Marble Hornets)
Which Pokemon on my dream team is fire ground?
Camerupt
Four friends (sometimes just three) go on wacky adventures in this YouTube web series
Eddsworld
"The hump on [Pokemon's name] back are formed by a transformation of its bones. They sometimes blast out molten magma. This Pokemon apparently erupts often when its enraged."
Camerupt
This one happens when the words "tonight" and "Time" are said around me. A song by the Smashing Pumpkins.
Tonight Tonight - The Smashing Pumpkins
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
Happy Mask Salesman (Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)
Which Pokemon on my dream team is bug poison?
Scolipede
A world where the edgy eco-terrorist is the good guy and the police and government are SUPER corrupted
BlazBlue
"[Pokemon's name] is extremely dull witted - it doesn't notice being hit. However, it can't stand hunger for even a second. This Pokemon's body is a seething cauldron of boiling magma."
Numel
This one comes around on the rare occasion the word "love" is mentioned around me.. or I just say this sometimes. A behind the scenes clip from Marble Hornets where Alex tells Brian what love is like.
"Love is like... imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff."
"Oh, excuse me! I am a scientist. My name is [Pookie's name]. The theme of my research is: 'Bringing out the potential of Pokemon.'"
Colress (Pokemon)