Cheesy Jokes
Social Studies Vocab
Teacher Fun Facts
Riddles
Riddles Part 2
100
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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100
What is a NOBLE?
a person of high rank or status, and is a member of the nobility
100
What is Ms. Carrisoza's cat's name?
Skippers
100
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards!
100
What has a head but no brain?
Lettuce
200
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear
200
What is a VASSAL?
a person who receives protection and land from a lord in return for loyalty and service, such as lords and knights
200
What kind of pet does Mr. Zupko have?
A Cat
200
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas
200
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
300
Why didn't the sun go to college?
It had a million DEGREES! *knee slap*
300
What does it mean to CONVERSION?
The act of changing
or adopting a new religion
300
What is Ms. Kirby's favorite color?
Purple
300
What kind of bow can't be tied?
A Rainbow
300
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A Feather
400
Why is a flower always late?
It's a late bloomer.
400
What is BISHOP?
a senior member of the Christian clergy
400
What is Ms. Ellison's dogs names? (2 names) either of them
Ruthie or Apollo
400
I'm not a blanket, yet I cover the ground; a crystal from heaven that doesn't make a sound. What am I?
Snowflake or Snow
400
Which fish costs the most?
Goldfish
500
Why do birds fly south every winter?
It's too far to walk
500
What is CLERGY?
the group of people who have the authority to lead religious services, such as ministers, priests, and rabbis.
500
What are the names of Ms. Hernandez's cats
Juni and Benjamin
500
Mrs. Jones has four daughters. Each of her daughters has one brother. How many children does Mrs. Jones have?
Five—all her daughters have the same brother.
500
You walk into a room and see a bed. On the bed, there are two dogs, five cats, a giraffe, six cows, and a goose. There are also three doves flying above the bed. How many legs are on the floor?
Six—the bed’s four legs, plus your two legs.