Punny Produce
This leafy green is often used to tell someone to calm down, usually paired with "out".
What is KALE?
Botanically a berry, this red item is often mistaken for a vegetable and used as the base for marinara.
What is a TOMATO?
This is the only fruit with it's seeds on the outside.
What is a STRAWBERRY?
What is DURAN?
What is an APPLE?
What did the lettuce say to the celery when it wanted to stop talking?
What is LETTUCE be quiet?
Though treated like a crisp salad ingredient, this long green item is technically a fruit from the gourd family.
What is a CUCUMBER?
What is AIR?
What is AVACADO?
Guacamole
If a friend is acting wild and crazy, you might call them this fruit.
What is a BANANA?
Though loved as an orange vegetable favorite, this crisp veggie is technically classified as a root.
What is a CARROT?
This spiky tropical fruit up to two years to grow a single full-sized yield.
What is PINEAPPLE?
What is a KIWIFRUIT?
Popeye the Sailor Man famously gained superhuman strength by eating cans of this leafy green.
What is a "TURNIP?"
Commonly used as spicy cooking ingredients, jalapenos and habaneros belong to this botanical classification.
What are FRUITS or BERRIES?
What is POTASSIUM?
This bright pink, scaly fruit grows on a specific type of cactus.
What is DRAGON FRUIT?
This classic French vegetable stew features eggplant, zucchini, peppers, and tomatoes.
What is RATATOUILLE?
What would a piece of produce say when falling in love?
Love you a whole BUNCH or BUNCHES!
Rhubarb is legally classified as fruit in the US for tariff purposes, but botanically it is in this part of the plant.
What is the STALK or stem?
What is the POTATO?
What is JAPAN?
In the movie Shrek, the title character famously compares ogres to this layered root vegetable.
What is the ONION?