Chemistry mp 1/2
Chemistry mp 3/4
Mrs. L
Jokes and Riddles
Smyrna
Class of 2027
100

How many sig figs are in the following; 

120,210,000

5

100

If there are 60 moles of H₂ (g) how many moles of O₂ (g) are there?

2 H₂(g) + O₂(g)→ 2 H₂O (g)

30 moles of O₂

100
How old am I? 

24

100

What do you call a snail on a ship? 

A Snailor

100

Who taught here the longest? (They've retired) 

Ms. Meek 

100

Who are your class advisors? 

Clendaniel and Skaggs

200

What is the definition of work?

Work= A visible applied force over a distance 


200

If there are 5 moles of H₂ (g) how many grams of O₂ (g) are there?

2 H₂(g) + O₂(g)→ 2 H₂O (g)

80 grams of O₂

200

Where am I from?

Massachusetts 

200

What's a skeleton least favorite room?

The living room

200

Name all the admin- 6 total

Mrs. Hampton, Mr. Semenick, Mrs. Lee, Dr. Starks, Mr. Clarke, Mr. Damask

200

What was the theme of float your freshmen year? 

Greatest Show on turf (greatest showmen) 

300

Give an example of a physical change and chemical change. 

Physical- anything that changes but doesn't ultimately change what the substance is (like ice to water)

Chemical- anything that makes something completely new, with new properties 

300

If there are 12 grams of O₂ (g) how many grams of H₂O (g) are there?

2 H₂(g) + O₂(g)→ 2 H₂O (g)

13.512 grams H₂O (g)

300

How many years have I been teaching at smyrna high school? (including this year) 

4

300

What type of dog loves science?

A lab-rador retriever 

300

How many state chips have field hockey won? 

2

300

How many students are in class of 2027? must be within 20 to get the points

413

400

Balance the following the problem; 

___ CrO₃ (s) ➡ ___ Cr₂ O₃  (s) + ___ O₂  (g)  

4 CrO₃ (s) ➡ 2 Cr₂ O₃  (s) + 3 O₂  (g)

400

If there are 20 grams of O₂ (g) and 6 grams of H₂ (g) what is the limiting reactant?

2 H₂(g) + O₂(g)→ 2 H₂O (g)

O₂ (g) =1.25 moles H₂O (g)

H₂ (g) = 2.98 moles H₂O (g)

O₂ is the limiting reactant because it produces the least amount of H₂O 

400

Who was my mentor teacher? (He's still at smyrna)

Mr. Semenick 

400

What did Oxygen say to Magnesium? 

O-Mg

400

Sing the full alma mater 

Thou art adore thee our alma mater dear

all classes hail thee, the glory of our cheers.

happy are we to have been thy learning wards. 

And thy thorough teaching will always be our gard

We know thee well now- Dear Smyrna High !

Remember us as we pass thee by!

As Alma mater, thy worth we see- 

After these many years with thee! 

We hope that through all the coming years

We'll keep apace of Father Time!

It is a long fight and hard fight!

But we'll win the world sometime! 

400

Name all the science teachers of your freshman year (5 total) 

Skaggs, Fewless, Ide, Lambert, Stamper

500

Give an example of an exothermic reaction and explain how you know it's exothermic.

Use the terms system, surroundings and temperature. 

Any example that releases heat from the system and causing the surroundings to increase in temperature

500

Why is chemical equilibrium described as a dynamic process? 

Because it occurs spontaneously, at the same time and rate

500

What is my husbands first name? (Must be spelt correct) 

Shaun
500

What do you do with a dead chemist? *hint it's an element

Barium

500

Who was the superintendent longest in Smyrna?

Debbie Wicks 

500

What graduating class is class of 2027 from smyrna?(Must be within 10 years) 

The 133rd 

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