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What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
A plane crashed between the border of France and Belgium. Where were the survivors buried?
They weren’t. Survivors don’t need to be buried.
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
Which month has 28 days?
All of them
What has a neck but has no head?
Guitar
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
Your name
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
Where does today come before yesterday?
In the dictionary
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to fix the fence.
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand
What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?
Queue
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
A teapot
What part of the chicken has the most feathers?
The outside
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?
The letter “R.”
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest, it just wasn’t discovered yet.
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
Nothing
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don’t want to use it?
An anchor
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin