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For years, mommy stole credit for baking this for the family holiday get togethers (#JusticeForManthaAndMaddie)
What are brownies?
When Mommy was a little girl, it was her dream to own this when she was older.
This part of Mommy's body could hold the volume of the Atlantic Ocean, and Zack will frequent use it as a coin purse or phone stand
What are her collar bones?
In the early 2000's, Mommy has quite the collection of this headwear
What are baseball hats?
Mommy and Daddy met at this Atlanta bar when Mommy was out to go dancing and Daddy was there for the $1 all you can eat buffet
What is Acapulco Bar?
"There's nothing like a good burger!" -Beth Findling
Mommy used to frequently take care of this little animal when Grandpa David brought them home
What are baby chicks?
Before we check out of a hotel, this is MANDATORY
What is a mommy check?
In the face of true hikers and climbers, Mommy has unapologetically hiked mountains and trails across the world in this footwear
What are flip flops?
What is Marshall's?
This drink somehow always tastes better after Mommy has had a sip of it first
What is Pepsi?
Uncle Marvin, the dentist, used to say this to Mommy at her dentist appointments
What is "SHUT UP"?
Mommy says this when she turns on the news
It took 84 years, but now mommy finally owns this type of footwear after relentless begging and bullying
What are sneakers?
As a little girl, Mantha had a meltdown because she wished Mommy looked more like this person (Bonus +100 points if you say the reason why)
Alexa Beychok's mom, because she had long hair
When Mommy is "shaky", she will claim she has only eaten this today
What is "a banana and a piece of melba toast"?
Mommy will claim that she was "actually kind of good" at this sport (but was she really?)
What is volleyball?
Instead of saying what she loves about Maddie on her birthday, she instead will famously do this (Note: Must do the full impression for points)
"Youuu knowww howww I feeeel" *slow head shake and cry*
Describe Mommy's ideal pajama outfit.
Nightgown, Daddy's long sleeve shirt, socks, two headbands
As a baby, Maddie once pointed to this in public and yelled "Mommy!"
When Daddy is out of town, Mommy always wants to order this pizza
What is Mellow Mushroom?
Being part of this select group is perhaps Mommy's greatest accomplishment of her entire life, and she won't let you forget it
What is the Saks Fifth Avenue Teen Board?
Mommy frequently uses this phrase when telling a story (BONUS if you guess two phrases!)
1. "And I was like...'oh my god!'"
2. "Ya know what?!?!"
Name 3 purses Mommy owns that are shaped like everyday objects
Answers may include: hot dog, house, rubik's cube, sriracha, champagne bottle, telephone, and more!
Name five Corporate Solutions recruiters...GO!
Correct answers may include: Nina Allison, Nina Samples, Rosemary, Dixie, Randi, Wendy White, Beth McRae