Football
The NY Team
Who are the Buffalo Bills
This team won the Boston Major for the 2026 Rocket League Championship Series season.
Who are Gentle Mates?
Who's the GOAT?
Yes.
Who is Aaron Judge?
This is the team that plays in Sacramento.
Who are the Sacramento Kings?
This high school football player featured in someone else's highlight real getting stiff armed to the dirt causing him to end up as Greg's Discord banner.
Who is Mason? Seriously who is the mfer?
This RLCS player represented the U.S with his teammates MajicBear and Cheese in the FIFA World Cup and was dubbed Captain America.
Who is Retals?
This player holds the record for most goals by a single player in the history of the FIFA World Cup.
Who is the GOAT? I mean who is Messi?
This Seattle Mariners catcher is known for having a large backside dubbing him the nickname "The Big Dumper" and broke the HR record by a catcher in a single season with 60 in 2025.
Who is Cal Raleigh?
This player was a former BYU standout and the first overall pick in the 2026 NBA Draft.
Who is AJ Dybantsa?
This former Indianapolis Colt was the first overall pick in the 2013 draft.
Who is Eric Fisher?
The mechanic known as the "Zouch" is a combination of this former Fr*nch prodigy with the word touch.
Who is Zen?
This Premier League team almost completed the undefeated Champions League run before losing in the finals on penalties.
Who are Arsenal?
This team won the 2019 World Series in a game 7 vs the Houston Astros.
Who are the Washington Nationals?
This former BYU standout is tied for the third tallest player in NBA history falling only behind Manute Bol and Gheorghe Mureșan.
Who is Shawn Bradley?
This NFL player was the only rookie to make the first team all-pro for the 2025-2026 season.
Who is Chimere Dike
This Rocket League YouTuber is a RLCSX champion and invented a famous flick leading to internet popularity.
Who is Musty? (Memes doesn't shower so we call him that too)
In the mid-2000s this MLS team was proposed to partner with Arsenal before being rejected leaving the team name as it is today.
Who are the Colorado Rapids?
This Boston Redsox would controversially win the 2016 Cy Young Award leading to widespread debate over the importance of the WIN statistics of pitchers.
Who is Rick Porcello?
This San Antonio Spurs forward won the 2025-2026 Sixth Man of the Year Award.
Who is Kelson Johnson?
This former NFL player has the 4th highest kicking percentage over the course of a career in NCAA history although he would be forced to retire after just one season in the NFL.
Who is Roberto Aguayo?
This retired RLCS pro would make his pro rocket league debut teaming with Lethamyr and Torment. This player would eventually win the world championship and would become a part owner of Cloud 9 in retirement.
Who is SquishyMuffinz?
During the 2019-2020 calendar year, this player played in more minutes than any other player on the planet.
Who is Harry McGuire?
This common surgery for pitchers is named after a former Dodgers pitcher after being the first to receive the surgery in the 10970s.
What is Tommy John Surgery?
This former MVP is the first player ever drafted by the Oklahoma City Thunder.
Who is James Harden?