Who am I?
By Definition
Jokes for J.R.
Mar-SUPER-ials
100

I like to hang out with my pack, which is called a "mob". 

Who is the kangaroo?

100

For the younger boys: The name of the country where most marsupials are found. 

What is Austrailia?

100

What do stylish kangaroos wear?

Hint: it has to do with their ability to hop ...

Jumpsuits. 

100

Able to jump up to 30 feet at a time. 

The Red kangaroo can!

200

I scream like a girl and eat like a hyena. 

Who is the Tasmanian Devil?

200

The name of this order means "two front teeth."

What is Diprotodontia?

200

What do you call large marsupials in disguise?


(Name the species, even if you can't finish the joke.)

Kangaruse.

200

Able to eat a plant that is poisonous to most animals. 

The koala can!

300

I make tunnels and holes, but not burrows. You dig?

Who is the marsupial mole?

300
The name of the big piece of land some scientists believed split apart because of the flood. 

What is Pangaea?

300

What do you call a dizzy, smaller member of the kangaroo family?

(Name the species, even if you can't finish the joke.)

A wobbly wallaby. 

300

Able to eat every part of an animal. 

The Tasmanian devil can!

400

My resemblance to a rabbit inspired an Easter treat. 

What are bilbies?

400

For the younger boys: A marsupial baby. 

What is a joey?

400

What do you call a marsupial fighting championship featuring a cute little fellow who spends most of his time in his extensive tunnels. 


(Name the species, even if you can't finish the joke.)

Mortal Wombat. 

400

Able to swoop through the air with its built-in parachute. 

Sugar gliders can!

500

This macropod has a growing number of species, showing that species can develop in a relatively short amount of time. 

Who is the wallaby?

500

The pouch in which most marsupials form. 

What is the marsupium?

500

Why did a "native bear" get hired for a new job?

(Name the species, even if you can't finish the joke.)

He was "koalafied" for the position.

500

For the younger boys: Able to fake its own death, even producing saliva and a nasty smell!

The opossum can! 

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