Miscellaneous
He can help you with your zip code.
Joe Namath
At Bay Beach, Joseph and I terrorized a lady and some kids while on this carnival ride.
The Scrambler
Mama and I saw her in concert last summer.
Pink
Dada's go-to catchphrase when someone is moving too slow on the road.
Punch it/Punch it, Chewie!!!
"I love you gays"
Abuela
Mama has chronic this, also known as RBF
Resting Bored Face
We gave this nickname to a couple that couldn't stop looking at us on our Norwiegan cruise- they were everywhere!
The Peepers
This awful concert movie took 4 hours of my and Mama's lives that we'll never get back.
The Eras Tour movie
This was Joseph's nickname for napkins for years.
Pepkins
"The booty smasher comes closer. You realize your farts are weak.. what the sigma"
Joseph
The best doctor show that should've gotten renewed
Good Sam
During our stay at the Dells, we saw a mysterious lady sitting pensively on a rock, sporting this interesting fashion choice
No shoes. She was barefoot. Dear Lord
Mama claims she would drop everything if this band came to perform in the Vegas Sphere.
ABBA
This is a synonym for doing a bad parking job, originating from a time when Mama was paying too much attention to the radio
Doing a Katy Perry
"If my dad was alive, you should've seen him- there were no limits on rental cars for him. You should've seen what we did with rental cars on our hiking trips"
Dada
One of Adriana's favorite things to keep track of on the road- especially in other states
License plates
On a bus ride back from horseback riding in Honduras, we sat with many awful people, one of whom was an old man wearing this scarring outfit
Cowboy hat, no shirt, skinny jeans
!! DAILY DOUBLE !! This song was dubbed as our family theme song on a road trip.
Come Sail Away
Adriana's favorite word this December.
Huzzah!
"Disgust is literally me. I AM disgust."
Mama
!! DAILY DOUBLE !! These two icons from our favorite commercials both have "Rick" in their name, although they are not the same person
Uncle Rick (Progressive) and Ricky Perez (Bob Rohrman)
Mama had some ridiculous beef with this room attendant on our NCL cruise.
Michael
Dada played Joseph and I a live version of this song, dubbing it the best Rock 'n' Roll song of all time
You Shook Me All Night Long
This goofy name is what Joseph believes to be a good future child name.
Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James The Third Junior
"It's a bomb threat!" (It was a picture of Cher)
Joseph