"Another ethnocentric moment with Karina!"
Claire
This upper-staff member is from a town so small it doesn't even have a DQ
Claire
Wear DSP merch when they're not in DSP
Isaiah
This student staff member lives in a stand-alone house
Leigh
Tour groups first meet in this area of Wehner
Lobby
"Luh calm yogurt"
Isaiah
This upper-staff member has rizz (is married)
Ryder
Show up to their shift if there's free food
Leigh
This student staff member will crush you in tennis
Aditya
Staff members have access to the fridge in this spot in Wehner
ODI (rip) or 242
"Oh I didn't get her anything for Valentine's Day"
Ryder
This upper-staff member watches Netflix while they drive
Ashley
Work regardless of whether or not they're receiving their paychecks
This student staff member hated their internship at Goldman Sachs
Karina
The accounting help desk can be found on this floor of Mays
4th
"What's up cheeseball?"
Patrick
This upper-staff member's dad is a veterinarian
Ashley
Tweak when they get a 98 on their ACCT 229 exam
Arjun
This student staff member is the only cuffed female student worker in the office
Heather
This person was the last interim Dean of Mays
Ricky W. Griffin
"I kinda liked that class" -___
"Nerd." -___
Vianney, Ryder
Kris Morley
Vianney OR Heather
This student staff member sat on a cactus at The Grand Canyon
Julia
Leigh's favorite bathroom in Wehner is located here
2nd floor marketing hallway/outside CIBS