BHIC Historical Figures
Financial Crimes
Bloomberg Functions
Potent Potables
Controversial BHIC Holdings
100

The name of this UD Professor draws comparisons to that of a popular Finance meme

Who is John Stocker?

100

This infamous investment manager almost made off with over $65 Billion of investors assets

Who is Bernie Madoff?

100

This function displays an in-depth map of the world

What is BMAP?

100

The CEO of the largest bank in the United States often describes his Balance Sheet with this adjective

What is Fortress?

100

This company was the subject of the now-infamous Springer v. DuBois trial

What is CBS?

200

This current BHIC member serves as the Meme Consultant to multiple sectors

Who is Mikey B?

200

This former financial services professional was the focus of a December 25th, 2013 film in which he stated his intention to "not leave"

Who is Jordan Belfort?

200

This favorite function of BHIC features outlooks from JPMorgan and many other firms

What is ANR?

200

Formula for the Expenditure Method of GDP Calculation. 

Y = C + I + G + nX

200

This BHIC Holding is so old, it has no known purchase date, nor cost basis

What is Apple Inc? 

300

This former BHIC President is know by many names. We know him by one, yet Dean Weber knows him by another

Who is Ryan O'Donnell?

300

The largest example of corporate corruption and accounting fraud in US history. This company ran out of "energy" when it went bankrupt 4 years later

What is Enron?

300

The Networking Queen may utilize this function to find Bloomberg users across the country 

What is PEOP?

300

This formula is used to calculate the Cost of Equity for a security

What is CAPM?

300

This holding lost ~43% of its value before being sold. It has since gained ~123% in less than two years. 

What is Lam Research? 

400

This former Chief Economist introduced BHIC to the concept of Modern Monetary Theory

Who is Jack Hoffman?

400

Elizabeth Holmes is the former CEO of this company that recently defrauded investors of over $600 Million

What is Theranos?

400

This function is frequented by both Stephen DuBois and Charles Elson. It is especially helpful for the first appendix slide in our pitch deck

What is MGMT?

400

Current target range for the Fed Funds Rate

1.50 - 1.75 

400

This current BHIC holding trades at an 83x P/E, the highest in the club

What is Veeva Systems? 

500

This former Director of Operations founded the Charitable Grants Committee 

Who is Hayley Tenhoopen?

500

This "Junk Bond King" was pardoned by President Trump just two days ago

Who is Michael Milken?

500

This function displays a Bloomberg-curated equity research report for many of the largest publicly traded companies

What is BICO?

500

This large Bank's recently appointed CEO is a part time DJ known as DJ D-Sol

What is Goldman Sachs?

500

This holding was BHIC's best performer in 2019

What is Blackstone?

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