Doctor, Doctor!
Neurosurgeon who turned to mystic arts after a car accident.
Who is Dr. Strange?
🐂📈
What is a bull market?
Average Goldman Sachs banking analyst to his MD.
What is "Without Me" by Halsey?
This "student fuel" molecule keeps you awake during late-night study sessions.
What is caffeine?
Famous for consumer products like Band-Aids and Tylenol.
What is Johnson & Johnson?
He is often mistaken for his creation– his namesake monster.
Who is Dr. Frankenstein?
🩳📉
What is short selling?
Finance bro talking to his girlfriend.
What is "Intentions" by Justin Bieber?
Don't have too much of this in your drinks tonight.
What is ethanol?
One of the largest US health insurers, often abbreviated UNH.
What is UnitedHealth?
This doctor's waiting room always has farm animals that he can speak for.
Who is Dr. Dolittle?
💵➡️🏠➡️💥
What was the 2008 recession?
Jane Street quant at the EOY celebration party.
What is "I Don't Care" by Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber?
Keeps you addicted to doom scrolling at 3am.
What is dopamine?
Pharma giant that makes Humira and Imbruvica and was spun-off from Abbott.
What is AbbVie?
Grumpy but brilliant doctor at Princeton–Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.
Who is Dr. House?
💵🖨️➡️📈🪙
What is quantitative easing?
JPMorgan banking summer intern reaching out to buy-side recruiters.
What is "Let Me Down Slowly" by Alec Benjamin?
Forget trying to buy morphine online when you've got these.
What are endorphins?
Biotech known for gene therapy research and rare disease treatments.
What is Regeneron?
Built the DeLorean time machine for Marty.
Who is Dr. Brown?
💰➡️📉💴➡️🏦🇯🇵
What is the yen carry trade?
Point72 analyst when he's asked how he's making the world a better place.
What is "Zero" by Imagine Dragons?
Want to look younger? Tell your cells to make some of this.
What is Telomerase?
Focused on contract development to help other biotech and pharma companies bring new therapies to market.
What is Veralto?