Poorly Explained Jesus
This is when Jesus was all like, "Oh no, my boys are hungry," and so he stole some kid's food.
Even a fool who keeps silent is considered wise;
when he closes his lips, he is deemed intelligent.
"For God so ____ the World"
What is loved?
God gets real mad at some slavers and turns out the lights everywhere
What is the 9th plague of darkness?
The number of days Jesus fasted in the wilderness
What is 40?
Jesus was catching some sweet Z's when some scared losers woke him up, so he told everything to chill out.
What is the calming of the storm?
Be the change that you wish to see in the world
Nah, Mahatma Ghandi
This is how the Bible describes the world before Creation.
What is shapeless and void?
David kills a guy by giving him a letter.
What is David kills Uriah the Hittite?
Number of Persons in the Trinity
What is three?
Jesus told a story about some deadbeat's dad giving his son a party and some nice steak.
What is the Prodigal Son?
To love another person is to see the face of God
Nah, Les Misérables
Jesus tells Nicodemus he must be this.
What is born again?
A guy goes on a ship to Spain when he isn't supposed to.
Who is Jonah?
This is the number of brothers Joseph had.
What is 11?
What is the last supper?
I know that there is nothing better for them, than to rejoice, and to do good so long as they live.
What is Bible? (Ecclesiastes 3:12)
This is a word Paul made up using the greek words for "God" and "to breathe". Translated in English it is this.
What is Inspired?
A man is sent home to build a wall, but his people make it difficult
What is Nehemiah?
This is how Old Methuselah was when he died.
What is 969?
This is when Jesus knocked some guy over while he was walking and then made him blind.
What is the conversion of Saul?
You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive
Nah, Princess Leia in Star Wars: A New Hope
These are 2 of the 4 Greek words for love.
What are Philia, Storge, Eros, and Agape?
A sad widow won't leave her mother-in-law alone
Who is Ruth?
This is the number of books in the Bible
What is 66?