Not Quite So Inspired (Witnesses need humor...)
What did Jesus forbid his apostles have until he was resurrected?
Jesus told his apostles no one is allowed t.v. until he is resurrected.
Matthew 17:9
What is a P.I.T.?
Pioneer in Training
Your kindness, your mercy, They draw us close to you.
Song 20 You Gave Your Precious Son
A pioneer must be a blank baptized christian.
Exemplary
Od chap 10 par 11
I am the father of Esther, who am I?
Abihail
Esther 2:15
When was meat first mentioned in the Bible?
When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Gen 5:32, 7:7
What is the AAA?
Available After Armageddon
There is nothing we have; That you haven’t provided. From your own hand, we’ve given all that we offer you.
OG A Place That Will Bring You Praise
What is the yearly hour requirement for a regular pioneer?
840
My wife survived a whole city’s destruction and became an ancestor of Jesus, who am I?
Salmon Matt 1:5
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
The type of people we are looking for are HHH. What are they?
Honest, Humble, and Hungry for the truth.
w18 October pg12 par 4
Our faith is an anchor firm and secure; We never will shrink back in fear.
Song 119 We Must Have Faith
Who makes up the service committee?
The coordinator of the body of elders, the secretary, and the service overseer.
Od chap 5 par 35
I was a widow for about 3 hours, who am I?
Sapphira
Acts 5:1, 7
How does Moses make his coffee?
He brews it.
LDC Z-10 What and where are we speaking of?
Local Design Committee Zone 10
But I knew in my heart this could never be successful. I want to make sure it’s Jehovah’s way.
OG Take Your Time, Choose Wisely
The early congregation began with how many members in the first century?
About 120 members
Od chap 4 par 5
I was the son of Gera, a Benjaminite, and left-handed, who am I?
Ehud
Judges 3:15
Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
What is the CA with the BR at the FCAH of JW?
Circuit Assembly with the Branch Representative at the Fremont California Assembly Hall of Jehovah’s Witnesses
Servants of Jah do not seek a life of ease; The world and its rulers we do not try to please.
Song 61 Forward, You Witnesses!
We have 6 committees, what are they?
Writing, Teaching, Service, Coordinators’, Publishing, and Personnel.
W10 6/15 par 6-7
Jehovah personally chose the name of some children.To Whose child did he give the name meaning “Laughter" and What was the childs name?
Isaac Gen 17:19 Insight VI Laughter, Isaac