Who was the smartest person in the Bible?
Abraham- he knew a Lot.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Cheetahs
Why did Jonah go to the library?
He wanted to check out a Whale of a tale.
I was swallowed by a big fish.
Jonah
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson- he brought the house down!
Because it didn’t want to leaf Noah all alone.
What is a math teachers favorite book in the Bible?
Numbers
I was a shepherd who became a king.
David
What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
He was Ruth-less.
What’s the first animal in the Bible?
What is Adam’s favorite time of day?
Eve-ning
I spent the night with some lions.
Who was the fastest runner in the Bible?
Adam- he was first in the human race.
How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
None- it was Noah, not Moses!
Where is the best place to get an ice cream cone?
Sundae School
God used me to move lots of people through the sea.
Moses
Who was the first tennis player in the Bible?
Joseph- he served in Pharaoh’s court.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
He knew there was something fishy about it!
Who was the best babysitter in the Bible?
David- he rocked Goliath to sleep.
I lost all my strength when my hair was cut.
Samson