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Teachers' questions
100

What is the last book in the Old Testament?

Malachi

100

What was apostle Paul's other name?

Saul

100

City where Jesus was born

Bethlehem

100

Where was Solomon’s temple located?

On the side of his head

100

This teacher grew up in a county that had more cows than people.

Mr. Dobbs

200

How did God appear to Moses in the wilderness?

In a burning bush

Exodus 3

200

Who was the disciple that allegedly disowned Jesus three times after He was arrested?

Peter 

200

What city did Jesus grow up in?

Nazareth 

200

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds

200

Jojo, Lewis & Duke's dad

Dr. Mike

300

What is the first of the Ten Commandments?

“You must not have any other god but me" (Exodus 20:3)

300

How many books are there in the New Testament?

27

300

The disciple whom Jesus loved (according to John)

John

300

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve!

300

What country was Mrs. Rakhmanova born in?

Russia

400

Benjamin was the youngest son of which person from the Old Testament?

Jacob

Genesis 35:18

400

How many wise men visited baby Jesus?

Bible doesn't specify

400

Place where Jesus made His first miracle

Cana

400

What animal did Noah find it difficult to trust?

 Cheetah

400

This teacher got engaged 6 months after meeting the future spouse on a blind date.

Ms. Beck

500

Who did Samuel anoint as the first King of Israel?

Saul

1 Samuel 10:1

500

What was Matthew’s profession?

Tax collector

500

Place where Jesus walked on water

Sea of Galilee

500

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less

500

This teacher's original name was supposed to be Rachel.

Ms. Patton

600

What did the Israelites worship when Moses met God on Mount Sinai?

A Golden Calf

Exodus 32

600

Who said the following about Jesus, “He is not here; for He is risen”?

Angel

But the angel said, “Don’t be alarmed. You are looking for Jesus of Nazareth, who was crucified. He isn’t here! He is risen from the dead! Look, this is where they laid his body (Mark 16:6)

600

Place where Jesus prayed when He was arrested

Garden of Gethsemane

600

Which Bible character had no parents?

Joshua, son of Nun

After the death of Moses the Lord’s servant, the Lord spoke to Joshua son of Nun (Joshua 1:1)

600

At what age did Mr. Yuriy start playing piano?

7

700

What did Joseph's brothers do after they put him in the pit?

Sold him as a slave

Genesis 37

700

Which New Testament book gives the most accounts of Jesus' miracles?

Mark

700

He provided a burial place for Jesus

Joseph of Arimathea

700

What car did the disciples drive on the day of Pentecost?

Honda

"...they were all in one Accord" (Acts 2:1)

700

This teacher is a former international missionary.

Dr. Scott

800

Name the first 5 books of the Bible.

Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy

800

Which book of the Bible contains Jesus’ final words?

Revelation

800

What problem did Bartimaeus have that Jesus fixed?

He was blind

Mark 10:46-52

800

What car did Apostle Paul drive on his missionary journey?

Smart ForFour

"We are hard pressed on every side" (2 Cor 4:8).

800

How many keys does a piano have?

88

900

What’s the shortest book in the Old Testament?

Obadiah

900

How did Paul make his way out of Damascus?

He escaped in a basket

So during the night, some of the other believers lowered him in a large basket through an opening in the city wall (Acts 9:25).

900

How many people saw Jesus after he came back from the dead?

more than 500

He was seen by Peter and then by the Twelve. After that, he was seen by more than 500 of his followers at one time, most of whom are still alive, though some have died (1 Cor. 15:5-6).

900

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

900

What people group established the largest land-based empire in world history (9 million square miles)?

The Mongols

1000

To defeat the Midianites, Gideon opted for which weapons?

Trumpets, jars, and torches

Judges 7

1000

Paul was shipwrecked on what island?

Malta

Once we were safe on shore, we learned that we were on the island of Malta (Acts 28:1)

1000

How many of Jesus’ brothers are named in the Bible? Name one of them.

Four

"Then they scoffed, “He’s just the carpenter’s son, and we know Mary, his mother, and his brothers—James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas." (Matthew 13:55)

1000

How do we know they didn't play cards on Noah's ark?

Because Noah sat on the deck

1000

The Church council and year where Santa Claus punched a heretic in the nose? 

Council of Nicea in 325 AD

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