THE LIFE OF JESUS
How many thieves were crucified with Christ?
2.
After Peter escapes from prison, Herod orders the jailkeepers to be...
Put to death.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out all the W’s.
Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded ?
There was nothing left but de brie.
The four Biblical accounts of Jesus' life are called?
The Gospels.
Who heard Peter's voice at the door but failed to let him in?
Rhoda
What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been sighted.
Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high end steakhouse market?
It was a Big Mcsteak
At what age did Jesus begin his ministry?
30.
What woman was raised from the dead by Peter through the spirit of God?
Tabitha.
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender?
Because she wanted to make apple juice.
Did you hear about the Mexican magician who disappeared?
Uno, dos, and POOF he was gone without a tres.
Concerning which disciple did the rumor spread that he would not die?
John
When Paul was arrested in Jerusalem, the people that stirred up the crowd against him were Jews from what geographical area?
Asia.
Why did the blonde lady climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
Did you hear about the man with a lethal stutter?
He died of natural pauses.
Which disciple held a feast for Jesus and invited tax collectors and 'sinners`?
Matthew
What Roman ruler expelled all the Jews out of Rome in the days of the early church?
Claudius.
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
You have to hollow out the head.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates