Old Testament
Where was Solomon's Temple located?
On the side of his head
How did men in the Bible make their coffee?
Hebrews it
Why didn't Noah go fishing on the ark?
He only had two worms
What is the best way to study the Bible?
To Luke into it
What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Ruth-less
Why do some people say Jesus could beat anyone in a race following his 40 days in the wilderness?
He fast
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side
Which book of the Bible is only 80% TRUTH?
RUTH
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel
Who was the most dissapointed when the prodigal son came home?
The fattened calf
Why were the people of Nineveh concerned about Jonah?
He was looking un-whale
Which book in the Bible could be compared to a sour patch kid?
The book John ate in Revelation 10
Why was Moses considered to be the biggest rebel in the Bible?
He broke all 10 commandments at once. (Exodus 32:19)
Why was Jesus not allowed into the jewelry store?
Because He breaks every chain
What was the last thing to go through Goliath's mind before he died?
Which Character in the Bible let the dogs out?
Moses. He took off his shoes because he was on holy ground
What did Daniel use to season his food?
Thyme, Thymes, and half a Thyme.
What is a salesman's favorite passage of scripture?
The Great Commission
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousands years old.
Which Old Testament prophet took the longest to make a point?
I say... uh.... (Say it out loud, you'll figure it out)