Random Jokes
Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
Nebuchadnezzar -- he was on grass for seven years.
Who was the only person in the bible without a father?
Joshua, because he was the son of nun
How old was moses when he left Egypt?
40
I had locks but they had no key I had strength but lost it Who am I
Samson
Were did the word Woman come from?
When Adam saw Eve he said Wo Man
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
What animal could Noah not trust?
The cheetah
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
I race a horse back to the city in the rain and I won Who am I
Elijah
In Olivia's words ->
You take the elephant out of the fridge and put the lion in the fridge then close it *LOL
Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
The rock solid thought had never entered his head before.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it
How old was Moses when he came back to Egypt.
80
I said i did not know Jesus three times fast Who am I
Peter
Why did Peter sink into the water.
Because His faith sunk.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah -- he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
How old was Moses when he died?
120
I had a baby that saved the world Who am I
Mary
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
According to the Bible, which of Yahweh's servants was the most flagrant lawbreaker?
Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
I broke all of the ten commandments.
Who am I
Moses.
My name was Saul Who am I
Paul
What was the first non eatable meat that went on the Ark
Ham (Noah's Son)