I have a head and a tail but no body. What am I?
coin
why was 6 afraid of 7?
well first off 6-7! and second off 7 ate 9
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R.O.B
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coconut mall
what word is always spelt incorrectly in the dictionary?
incorrectly
what time is my dentist appointment?
tooth hurty
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merry mountain
what does a lair do when it's dead?
it lies still
what do you call a belt made of watches?
A waste of time
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cloudtop cruise
poor people have it, rich people need it and if you eat it you die. what am I?
nothing
whats red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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Mr.Game&watch
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skyhigh sundae
I turn polar bears black and I can make you cry. I make guys need to pee and make girls need to comb their hair. I make famous people look stupid and normal look people famous. I'll make your drinks bubble and if you squeeze me i'll pop but if you look at me you'll pop. can you guess the riddle?
No
whats mostly green, has four legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A pool table
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toads factory