Name that Drug
May your drug cough echo through eternity
ACE inhibitor
Highest risk of lactic acidosis
Metformin
The grandma who always brings snacks and takes care of your stomach
antacids
Opioids
Naloxone
Fastest onset on pain relief
May your pee turn orange and stain all laundry forever
rifampin
Most strongly protein bound
warfarin
The toxic ex who destroys your kidneys but fights fungus like no other
Amphotericin B
NAC
Longest diabetes injections half life
May the sun punish you if you walk outside after taking me (main phototoxic drug)
Doxycycline
Most nephrotoxic calcineurin inhibitor
Cyclosporine
The gym bro who blocks every beta receptor in sight
beta blockers
Benzodiazepines
Flumazenil
Most likely to cause life threatening angioedema
ACE inhibitors
May every tendon in your body contemplate snapping
Fluoroquinolones
Most likely to cause pancreatitis
Valproic Acid
The friend who solves all your problems after failing an exam
Opioids or antidepressants
Digoxin
Digifab
Most potent opioid
Carfentanil
May your muscles hurt significantly
Statins
Causes the most DILI
Isoniazid
The friend who helps get rid of the sweet treats you eat
insulin
Heparin
Protamine sulfate
Most QT prolonging antidepressant
Citalopram