Set 1
Who swears the most in text?
Naina, 98 sweary messages. Vanshika (81) and Shradha (80) are basically tied for a distant second.
For one person, 😠and 😂 are used almost the exact same number of times — 244 vs. 242. Who?
Naina. A coin flip between joy and despair, apparently, on any given message.
Who sends the most videos?
Vanshika, 105 videos — the group's unofficial videographer.
Who says "slay" almost exclusively — 10 of the 11 total uses in the entire chat?
Ishani, the group's sole slay ambassador.
Who sent the fewest messages overall?
Aayushi, with 2,512 — still over 2,500 messages, just the "quietest" of the five.
Who laughs the most in text (using lol / lmao / haha / hehe)?
Aayushi
Who uses ALL CAPS the most?
Naina, 178 all-caps messages — the loudest texter of the group by far
Who used the most emojis in total?
Naina, with 926 emojis — almost one emoji for every message she sent.
Who most often says something about being late or on their way (omw, "5 mins," etc.)?
Ishani
What's the single most-used emoji in the whole chat's history?
A) 💀 B) 🥲 C) 😠D) 😂
😂
Who sent the most messages overall?
Shradha takes it with 4,495 messages — about 1 in every 4 texts in the whole chat is hers.
What time of day is the chat most active?
1–3 PM is peak texting hour. Somebody is very clearly not paying attention in their afternoon class or meeting.
Who is most likely to be talked about by the others (most name mentions received)?
Naina, mentioned by name 206 times by the other four — way ahead of everyone else.
Who sends the most late-night texts, between midnight and 5 AM?
Naina, with 413 messages sent in the dead of night — more than double Ishani's count.
The morning after a rough birthday night, who was given the nickname "Birthday hungover queen"
Ishani
Who asks the most questions (most messages containing a "?")?
Vanshika, with 255 question-messages. She's the one actually trying to get logistics sorted while everyone else sends stickers.
After a night out, someone admitted they'd "puked A LOt and passed tF out," then woke up confused about why the group wasn't upstairs. Who?
Ishani, giving a very matter-of-fact morning-after debrief.
Who sends the fewest late-night texts, i.e. actually sleeps at a normal hour?
Ishani, with only 111 messages sent between midnight and 5am.
Which day of the week does the group text the most?
Wednesday, with over 3,000 messages — beating even Friday and Saturday.
The single busiest day in chat history had 450 messages in ONE day. What was actually going on?
Planning a group trip abroad
A moving-out logistics meltdown
A drunk night out with romantic drama at a pub
Organizing a birthday party
A drunk night at the pub. March 6, 2026 was 450 messages of pure chaos — giggling, a crush, and the rest of the group actively coaching a dance-floor kiss in real time.
Who says "bro" the most?
Shradha, saying "bro" 164 times. Vanshika and Naina were close behind, so honestly it's the group's whole vocabulary.
Who is most often the FIRST person to send a message in the group each day?
Naina kicked off the day most often (109 days), narrowly edging out Shradha (106).
The longest single message in the whole chat is 850 characters. Who sent it?
Naina wrote an 850-character essay of a text about moving logistics
True or false trivia: who has never once said "sorry" in this entire chat, across thousands of messages?
Shradha. Zero apologies in two years. A woman who stands by her texts.
What was the recurring house complaint Shradha kept bringing up — "the ___'s gone again"?
The table, mentioned 13 separate times, usually followed by "just buy a table man."