Quotes & Sayings
The first words out of Bill Grier's mouth anytime he is describing a new or complex audit procedure
What is "it's easy?"
Bill Grier's favorite brand of t-shirt, popular in some small town Oklahoma cities in the 1990s
What is Big Dogs?
The Australian nickname of Bill's first born child
Who is Blade?
Bill's favorite mountain to snowboard at for which he attempted to convince the entire team was the best mountain in the state
What is Keystone?
The city Bill was born in
Where is Tulsa?
The single most important audit procedure, as defined by Bill Grier, and the procedure for which us Newmont auditors were ridiculed for not performing on interest expense during the 2018 audit
What is vouching to cash?
Bill's beloved weekend outfit, reminiscent of a teenage skater look
What is white t, khakis, and Vans?
Bill's father's profession
What is a firefighter?
The year Bill moved to Australia to be a subordinate to Grant and the Denver Newmont team
When is 2015?
The number of students in Bill's high school graduating class of 2004
Bill's favorite exclamation upon encountering incompetence at the client
What is "great googley moogley?"
The only store Bill shops at, specializing in khakis and flannel shirts
What is J. Crew?
The states at which Bill holds a marriage certificate to Lindsay Fry Geier
What are Oklahoma and Arkansas?
These were displayed on Owen's Australian birth certificate when Owen was briefly a citizen of nowhere
What are zoo animals?
The number of miles away Bill's college (Oral Roberts) was from his childhood home
What is 7 miles?
A saying used by Bill in an attempt to get us (the staff and seniors) excited about auditing
What is "smash it?"
Bill's favorite color to wear in his all-matching outfits
What is brown?
The number of inches taller Bill's younger brother, Wes, is than Bill
What is 6 inches?
The name of the Australian Newmont mine site that Bill has not had the pleasure of visiting
What is Tanami?
The grade during which Bill Grier was home-schooled
What is kindergarten?
The drug used by Bill to indicate someone is metaphorically lost or out of their mind
What is meth?
The type of shirt popular among frat stars for which Bill frequents outside of work in order to display his arm "muscles"
What is a bro tank?
The names of Bill's dog (a Brittany) and cat (unknown breed) whom he deserted upon moving to Australia
Who are Sebastian and Poppy?
The superlative Bill Grier was granted by the Tulsa partners his staff 1 year at EY
What is the first staff to voluntarily leave EY?
The age at which young Bill shot his first gun on the Oklahoma prairies