Brie Brain Teasers
Kendrick's Kaleidoscope
Scriptores, Sancti, et Docti
Disputationes Ecclesiae Catholicae
Amicus Anonymous
100

Mild, creamy, and perfect for grilled cheese; comes in orange or white slices.

What is cheddar?

100

Which song set off Kendrick Lamar's 2024 diss track back and forth with Drake?

What is Like That?

100

This epic poem begins, “Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum,” and tells the tale of a Geatish hero.

What is Beowulf?

100

In Thomistic metaphysics, this term refers to the “first cause” and is characterized by being necessary in itself, not contingent.

What is ipsum esse subsistens?

100

Bald

Who is Thomas?

200

a soft cheese with a buttery texture, and a taste that becomes earthier with age — often paired with fruit or a baguette.

What is Brie?

200

What is Kendrick's most-streamed song?

What is Humble?

200

He penned The Canterbury Tales, a collection of stories told by pilgrims en route to a shrine — including a knight, a miller, and a prioress.

Who is Geoffrey Chaucer?

200

This 4th-century council affirmed the consubstantiality of the Son with the Father, combating Arianism.

What is the Council of Nicaea?

200

Cheese

Who is Jonathan

300

Salty, crumbly, brined cheese, which is traditionally made from sheep’s milk and has a tangy, lemony bite.

What is feta?

300

Which of Kendrick's albums won a Pulitzer Prize -- The first non-classical or jazz work to do so?

What is Dang.

300

This English author and preacher wrote The Book of Margery Kempe, often considered the first autobiography in English, chronicling her visions and travels.

Who is Margery Kempe?

300

This 5th-century Council defined the two natures of Christ in one person, affirming the doctrine of hypostatic union.

What is the Council of Chalcedon?

300

Bite

Who is James

400

Sharp, pungent cheese, which some describe as spicy or peppery.

What is blue cheese?

400

On his 2022 album Mr. Morale & the Big Steppers, Kendrick collaborates with which German artist known for eerie spoken-word intros and minimalist production?

Who is Eckhart Tolle?

400

This character, a scholar and clownish figure, serves as a comic foil to Faustus by mimicking his magical ambitions in a more ridiculous fashion.

Who is Wagner?

400

This term describes the quality of divine simplicity, meaning God is without parts, composition, or division.

What is divine simplicity (simplicitas divina)?

400

Alani

Who is Jamie

500

With a washed orange rind and an aroma often compared to gym socks, this French monastery-born cheese is soft, savory, and famously funky.

What is Époisses?

500

What is the least streamed song on Kendrick Lamar's latest studio release?

What is GNX?

500

This 17th-century poet is known for his metaphysical style and paradoxical imagery, as in “Batter my heart, three-person’d God.”

Who is John Donne?

500

This early Church Father, known as the “Apostolic Father,” wrote Letters to the Smyrnaeans, emphasizing a literal Eucharist and the role of the Bishop.

Who is Ignatius of Antioch?

500

LA Dodgers

Who is Cody Bellinger

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