Travels
The place Danny bought a fistful of beers and drank in the streets
Where is the Bahamas?
The food Danny choked on at 3 and again at 18
What is pizza cheese?
The animal WE WERE ALWAYS DEPRIVED OF OWNING
What is EVERY DOG EVER?
That's my grandparents yaaaas!
Who is Leigh Ann?
"Pay no attention to the man behind the ______?"
What is curtain?
The place we got tar stuck to our feet
Where is California?
The food Dad drives to Delaware to get us
What are crabs?
The animal we saw walking down the street on a leash in California
What is a pig?
Al! Allen! Al! Alie! Al! Albert! Al!
Who is Danny?
When watching Wheel of Fortune, one must yell "Wheel! Of! _____!"
What is tuna?
Do you remember the day we went to _________
Where is Home Depot
The food Mom burned so bad the squirrels ran away from it
What are cinnamon buns?
The animals who lived in a tank and were only active at night while Mom was up reading
What are hermit crabs?
Huh?
Who is Dad?
If someone is giving away something for free, do you take it?
What is YES?
Where did Danny surprisingly have a lizard run up his shirt?
Port Orange, Florida
The food Leigh Ann had for leftovers that Danny ate without asking, causing the Great _____ Fiasco of 2018
Shrimp lo mein without vegetables
The animals Danny and Leigh Ann removed from grandma's garden every week
What are slugs?
When I was growing up we caught bullfrogs
Who is Mom?
"Why is the door open? Are we trying to _______?"
What is air condition the whole neighborhood?
Where did we get condoms thrown at us by men in a bathtub?
Where is Fort Lauderdale
What is literally the greatest food ever crafted by man?
What are Fritos
The animal underneath the boat in Key West that gave Dad a heart attack
What is a grouper?
Yeah yeah yeah the rabbit
Who is Dad?
During what sport must one yell "look at the time he's got!"?
What is football?