Dan Thingz
LL cool J stands for
Letourneau Likes Cool Jamz 🎶
this is the amount of slots in a roulette wheel
38
"most cutting thing you can say is who is this clown because it implies that a) they're a clown, and b) ...."
not even one of the better known clowns
this famous Marxist celebrates his birthday on May 5th
Karl Marx
This is British slang for feeling a bit under the weather
peaky blindahs innit guv'nah
turns his swag on
100110 is translated as
38
"ohh my god u only had a iced coffee to eat today? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite this Palestinian model?"
Bella Hadid
this rapper celebrates his 39th birthday today
Kendrick Lamar
British food is globally renowned for this unique quality
soggy
Dan's favorite brand of bottled water is
The number of all-time baseball legend Babe Ruth
3
A Twitter account, posing as this major pharmaceutical company, once tweeted "insulin is free now" causing its stock value to plummet
Eli Lilly
This is the most cursed birthday in the calendar year
June 14th
The most influential British person of all time is
Liz Truss
Dan's favorite dog breed
hot dog
Donnie Van Zant and Don Barnes make up this Florida rock group
.38 Special
I'm happy for u tho
Or sorry that happened
follow this opening line of an infamously blasé text thread
I ain't reading all that
all February birthdays have this in common
the vibes are off :/
This British phrase is virtually untranslatable to American English
Universal Healthcare
This is Dan's happy place
the aisles of Ocean State Job Lot
The 38 minute war was fought between Zanzibar and this country
The United Kingdom
"So is Paris any good or not" was tweeted @ this famous literary account
Paris Review
the most common birthday wish among adult Americans is
the return of the $5 footlong
This is what Brits mean when they use the phrase "faffing about"
God I don't want to know