FINAL JEOPARDY
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ROLEPLAYER WutFace
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According to Carl Zhan, what CC is in Fiora's kit that isn't apparent in her skill descriptions?
Silence
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If a Health Potion regenerates 5 health every half-second for 15 seconds, how much health do you regenerate from the potion after 10 seconds?
100 HP
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"s@mu3L"
Woody 'UAC' Lin
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Jax
Imagine if I had a real weapon
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In a heated argument between Chris Hua and Samuel Wu, Chris criticised Sam's intelligence by calling him this: _ o _ _ s _ _ _ + _ d _ _ t
Colossal Idiot
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If my build consists of Brawler's Gloves, Infinity Edge, Trinity Force and Kircheis Shard, how much Crit Chance do I have?
30% (10 + 20 + 0 + 0)
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"I couldn't smite; I was knocked up"
Carl 'Disaster' Zhan
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Janna
The tempest is at your command
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RIDDLE ME THIS
Three roads diverged in a yellow wood, But in-between is where I stood. Surrounded by rings of blue and red, I charge in and smash through their heads. When I find my target, I lock on, brush their allies aside, Wherever I go, wherever I land, that's where my target died. A demon-incarnate; that's who I Project, Once evil, now it is the peace I protect. The past can't hurt you anymore, unless you let it, Some call me six, at least if that's how you spell it.
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According to distinguished analyst and Rift philosopher Millien, what item does Cho'Gath need to achieve in order to become 'literally unstoppable'?
Rod of Ages
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HSC and UAC are in a ranked game and each team has an auto-filled ADC. Assuming each ADC has an equal chance to pick one marksman from a pool of 5 champs, what is the % chance that there is a Vayne on either team?
0%, Vayne is banned
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"I have so much out of movement combat-speed"
Samuel 'Freeze' Wu
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Yasuo
No cure for fools
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Using Samuel Wu's Law of Total Probability, explain why 1% crit chance is the optimal amount to have for auto attacks.
Crits are always a 50/50. They either crit or they don't.
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Assuming each skill is chained perfectly, how long is a champion (that has 0 tenacity and isn't spell immune etc) CC'd for if they are hit by a Rank 5 Morgana Q, Rank 3 Leona Q and a Rank 5 Twisted Fate Gold Card
6 seconds (3 + 1 + 2)
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"That champion just counters carries; what can I do?"
Sonny "HSC" Li
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Samuel Wu
'unlucky', 'that's crazy', 'bitchass/headass', 'nothing I could cook', 'buy a sightstone', 'upgrade your trinket', 'who doesn't dodge', 'mid no flash' etc.
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asdf
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Carl 'Smako' Zhan, a renowned MOBAFire author, published the controversial 'Shieldmaster Jax' guide. At the start of his Jungle Path section, he uses a quote from a famous poem. What was the quote, poem it was from, and the poet who wrote it?
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood" The Road Not Taken by - Robert Frost
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In a Xayah combo of Q > AA > AA > W > AA > AA > Q, assuming no stacks have faded off and no feathers have disappeared, how many stacks of her passive is Xayah holding and how many feathers are on the ground?
5 empowered autos (3 - 1 - 1 + 3 - 1 - 1 + 3) 8 feathers on the ground (2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 = 8)
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"FUCK" *indiscriminate smashing noises"
Benedict 'Lagchenyu' Liu
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Ivern
My favourite colour is spring
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