Baby Bizzy
Athletic Akash! This sport was Bizzy's main focus for 12 years! He even became the captain for it on two teams, believe it or not!
What is Swimming?
Chef Bizzy! Check out this totally not dead and still active IG page where you can find some yummy treats cooked by Bizzy and his friends
What is Cambridge Cooks?
Hero Bizzy! Bizzy's worst blackout ended with a lil bit of WEE WOO WEE WOO and some red flashing lights, he was trying really hard to impress the people in this fraternity
What is ENT (Epsilon Nu Tau) or SEPi (Sigma Eta PI)?
Bizzy Big Bucks! One of Bizzy's first jokes he posted concerned his, at the time, floundering love life where he could not catch a break, getting rejections left and right even on this app normally used to pay back a friend.
What is Venmo?
What's in your wallet? This Big Bank is the reason Big Bizzy was able to move to the Big Apple after college.
What is Capital One?
Bizzy Baywatch! This was Bizzy's first job in high school, he joined it for the ladies, stayed for the naps in the sun and the mediocre pay!
What is lifeguarding?
Beach Bum Bizzy! Bizzy and the boyz took a vacation to this tropical location for their senior year spring break, where Bizzy crashed a wedding
What is Cancun?
Old Man Bizzy. While he doesn't usually blackout on these, he has been known to throw back more than a couple of this classic cocktail that might remind you of your grandpa.
What is an Old Fashion?
Film Buff Bizzy! His love for the big screen bleeds into his jokes from time to time, like when he references this movie in a fear-filled rant about prison
What is The Shawshank Redemption?
Barking Bizzy! To 'Bark' is to sell tickets to passersbys outside a comedy club, something Bizzy usually does at this club on Tuesdays
What is Greenwich Village Comedy?
Bizzy's Buddies! This cuddly creature was with Bizzy from the age of 8 to 22, and in some ways is still with him, in the form of one of his tattoos
Who is Khushi?
Bossy Bizzy! In his last year of the fraternity, Bizzy teamed up with this housemate and buddy to whip in to shape the new group of pledges
Who is Peter?
Bye-bye Bizzy! Lot of great mysteries in this big crazy world one of them is: What the hell did Louie and Bizzy do to get physically thrown out of this Ann Arbor Bar?
What is Skeeps ?
Bi-curious Bizzy? In this crass joke about Bizzy's much more well-endowed roommate, he compares his big friend's underwear to this accessory which can be found on a cop's belt
What is a holster?
Big Time Bizzy! Bradley Cooper, Jack Harlow, and Andrew Schulz are just some of the famous friends Bizzy has made in the city, but it all started with this a-MAZE-ing actor outside Joyface.
Who is Dylan O'Brien?
Bizzy Big Wheels! This sexy lil sedan was Bizzy's main set of wheels throughout high school and most of college
What is an Infiniti Q40?
Everybodys gotta start somewhere! Before Bizzy made it to the big city, he performed at this downtown Ann Arbor Bar
What is the Blind Pig?
Somebody come get him, he's dancing like a stripper! Bizzy often lost control of his inhibitions, and even once lost his jacket at this Ann Arbor bar and club.
What is Rick's?
Far Out! In this fun quip, Bizzy rants about his hope for this massive structure, wanting it to be preserved with others like it so the Aliens have some entertainment when were gone
What is the Vegas Sphere?
Bad Boy Bizzy! Someone's all grown up and got some new ink! These two artists make up Bizzy's first tattoo he got after moving to NYC.
Who are Keith Haring / Jean-Michael Basquiat ?
Bizzy Big Mouth! You've heard the story before, you know the one where Bizzy is at this type of event and then proceeds to make fun of the star of the night. Is he supposed to be the hero of this story?
What is a Sweet Sixteen?
Bizzy Abroad! At the End of his long hard four years, Bizzy and company went on tour of Europe where Bizzy's favorite activity was, shocker, doing _____ in ______
What is Shrooms in Amsterdam?
Birthday Bizzy! To ring in the big 21, Bizzy asked his friends to throw him this specific joke-filled party, one he begged for. Too bad he blacked out and didn't experience it at all
What is a roast?
This fictional fiend made his debut in Bizzy's first banger joke, tormenting him throughout his childhood and even cyberbullying him after he went to college.
Who is Gary?
"7 Deers a-Dancing, 3 Apple Acres, 3 Busy Bees." These aren't just botched Christmas lyrics, but important mnemonics Bizzy uses to remember these important locations in NYC
What are his three addresses so far?
(7th & Ave D, 3rd & Ave A, 3rd & Ave B)