'Murica
How many States start with S?
2
Look at all those...
"Chickens"
1 + 5
6
Are the more Men or Women that attend TAMU?
Men
What is the best time to go to the dentist's?
Tooth-hurty.
What is the second largest State?
Texas
Road Work Ahead...
"I Sure Hope It Does"
2 x 7
14
Whats the Tallest Structure in College Station?
Kyle Field
Why did the picture go to jail?
He was framed.
One in how many Americans have been employed by a McDonalds?
I want a church girl, that go to church.
"And Reeeeeeeeead your biiiiiibleeeeeeeee"
1 + 1 + (2 x 8)
18
Approx. how many students are enrolled in TAMU
64,000
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two-tired.
How many cows per person are there in the Montana?
3
We all die you either kill yourself or get killed
"whatcha gonna do"
(1^1,344,568,654,433) - 4
-3
Approx. how old is the Century Tree?
115
Why couldn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
In what State can you get a Unicorn hunting License?
Michigan
Chris is that a weed? Im calling the Police!
"911 What's your emergency?"
1 + 2
3
How many people were in the Fightin' Texas Aggie Marching Band when it originated?
13
Why did the scarecrow win awards?
He was outstanding in his field.