Things Black Parents Say
I ain't finna..
Things Black People Do
Black History
100

We are going grocery shopping at Walmart

What is... 

Don't go in here asking for nothing, because I ain't got the money.

100

You put your cell phone bill in your grandma's name

What is...?

I ain't finna mess up my credit!

100

Unexpected company arrives at the house

What is...?

Turn off everything and act like you ain't at home

100

You made your debut as a murderer on Power & now you're being indicted as a murderer

Who is...?

Durk

200

Your child gets an attitude and they think they're grown.

What is..

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!

200

Your coworker ask you for a ride home

What is...?

I ain't finna go ALL the way over there!

200

A bill collector calls your phone

What is...?

Pretend to be somebody else

200

Going off in a press conference, saying the same words 22 times

Who is...?

Allen Iverson

"Practice"

300

Your child wants to eat fast food everyday

What is..

You got fast food money?!

300

You turn down your messy cousin's Christmas party invitation

What is...?

I ain't finna go to jail!

300

The power company turns off your electricity for nonpayment

What is...?

Have your local crackhead turn it back on

300

The first black woman to get the ultimate revenge on her husband without going to jail

What is...?

Bernadine Harris

Waiting to Exhale

400

Your child is acting too grown or disrespectful

What is...

I'm not one of your little friends.

400

You tell the cousin that can't cook to bring sodas to the cookout

What is...?

I ain't finna be on the toilet all night!

400

You go to the movies and all the snacks are too expensive

What is...?

Go to dollar tree and load up and take a big purse into the movies.

400

The first rapper to step out on faith and go out and have a good time

What is...?

Boosie Badazz

I pull up at the club VIP, Gas Tank on E, and all drinks on me

500

After getting a whooping, and they think your crying is unnecessary

What is..

Stop crying before I give you something to cry about!

500

You don't eat at your job's potluck

What is...?

I ain't finna eat everybody's cooking!

500

Putting the car in reverse to back out

What is...?

Turn the radio volume down

500

The first black man to bring his side piece to the same house as his wife

What is...?

Albert "Mista" Johnson 

The Color Purple (1985)

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