We are going grocery shopping at Walmart
What is...
Don't go in here asking for nothing, because I ain't got the money.
You put your cell phone bill in your grandma's name
What is...?
I ain't finna mess up my credit!
Unexpected company arrives at the house
What is...?
Turn off everything and act like you ain't at home
You made your debut as a murderer on Power & now you're being indicted as a murderer
Who is...?
Durk
Your child gets an attitude and they think they're grown.
What is..
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
Your coworker ask you for a ride home
What is...?
I ain't finna go ALL the way over there!
A bill collector calls your phone
What is...?
Pretend to be somebody else
Going off in a press conference, saying the same words 22 times
Who is...?
Allen Iverson
"Practice"
Your child wants to eat fast food everyday
What is..
You got fast food money?!
You turn down your messy cousin's Christmas party invitation
What is...?
I ain't finna go to jail!
The power company turns off your electricity for nonpayment
What is...?
Have your local crackhead turn it back on
The first black woman to get the ultimate revenge on her husband without going to jail
What is...?
Bernadine Harris
Waiting to Exhale
Your child is acting too grown or disrespectful
What is...
I'm not one of your little friends.
You tell the cousin that can't cook to bring sodas to the cookout
What is...?
I ain't finna be on the toilet all night!
You go to the movies and all the snacks are too expensive
What is...?
Go to dollar tree and load up and take a big purse into the movies.
The first rapper to step out on faith and go out and have a good time
What is...?
Boosie Badazz
I pull up at the club VIP, Gas Tank on E, and all drinks on me
After getting a whooping, and they think your crying is unnecessary
What is..
Stop crying before I give you something to cry about!
You don't eat at your job's potluck
What is...?
I ain't finna eat everybody's cooking!
Putting the car in reverse to back out
What is...?
Turn the radio volume down
The first black man to bring his side piece to the same house as his wife
What is...?
Albert "Mista" Johnson
The Color Purple (1985)