Sport Jokes
Why is it so hot in a football stadium?
Because all the fans have left
Why do birds fly south
because its too far to walk
Why don't egg tell jokes?
They would crack each other up
What's smarter than a talking cat?
A Spelling Bee
What does blue ranger sing at the end of his show?
Na na na na hey hey hey!!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?
Because she ran away from the ball
Whats a tornados favorite game
Twister
Why did the fish blush
It saw the oceans bottom
Why did the girl bring a ladder to middle school?
she wanted to go to high school
What part of the show does blue ranger tell his riddle of the day? The First or last half
last half
What did the football coach say to the vending machine?
I want my quarter back!
Fill In The Blank...... Climate Change Is...
Real
What does bread do on vacation?
Loaf Around
Why did the nurse bring a red pen to school?
In case she had to draw blood
What was the last joke Blue Ranger said on air?
Remember.. what did the blanket say to the bed?
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why do I always have an umbrella when i go to Winsdor Castle?
Because the queen of England has resigned there for years
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing
Why did the student eat his homework?
What does the Blue Ranger say at the beginning of his show?
Hi Friends, this is the Blue Ranger!
What do you get when you cross a quarter back with a carpet?
A Throw Rug
What did Mars say to Saturn
Give me a ring sometime
Why should you always hem your pants with needle and thread?
Because Velcro is such a rip-off
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100
Once.
Fill in the blanks... Until next ____ this is ___ ____________ signing off
time , the , blue ranger