Crosswordese
Slithery swimmer (3)
What is the EEL?
Its chemical formula is H2O
What is water?
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky"
Who is Michael Scot?
Mary and Joseph fled here after giving birth
Where is Egypt?
aka the abominable snowman
What is a yeti?
Pig's place (3)
What is STY?
It's the "rocks" you find in Scotch
What is ice?
"BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER"
Who is Dwight?
Pirates are common on this eastern horn of Africa
What is Somalia?
a rabbit with horns
What is a jackalope?
Lake that's a homophone of a word that means "strange and frightening" (4)
What is ERIE?
Morisette sings "Isn't it ironic?" to experience this on your wedding day
What is rain?
"They're the same picture"
Who is Pam?
It's the southern end of the strait of Gibraltar
What is Morocco?
Similar to nessie, but it lives in a New York lake
What is champy?
Heart part (5)
What is AORTA?
This is used to spin a turbine in nuclear reactors
What is steam?
"...and it's possible a man slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing"
Who is Creed?
It's borders are completely surrounded by South Africa
What is Lesotho?
It was supposedly spotted around Big Rapids
What is a dog man?
Brian of music (3)
What is ENO?
this point is the atmospheric temperature below which water droplets condense
What is dew(point)?
"Boy, have you lost your mind? 'Cause I'll help you find it!"
Who is Stanley?
It's abbreviated "DRC", and is the setting of The Heart of Darkness
What is the Democratic Republic of the Congo?
aka the white stag
What is a unicorn?