Now A Major Motion Picture!
Judd Nelson, Leonard Nimoy, and Alfred Mathew Yankovic as "Wreck-Gar"
Transformers: The Movie
This "direct affront to God" features characters that are based on heathen man-beast gods, while their "gymnastics" and “thrusting” are obvious signs of eastern paganism.
Thundercats
Before he was an adult thorn in the side of Ranger Smith, he was a crime-fighting teenager. With his faithful sidekick, Boo Boo, the two teens spend their time solving mysteries and hanging out at the Jellystone Mall.
Yo, Yogi!
I *love* all those cartoons that started in the 90's! Rugrats, Goof Troop, Ren & Stimpy, Ducktales, Doug - I'm just such a 90's kid!
Uhm, actually? Ducktales debuted in 1987.
They made SNARF a ROBO-CAT?!?
Thundercats Roar
Burgess Merideth, Don Johnson and Robert Remus as "Sargent Slaughter"
GI Joe: The Movie
According to Pastor Gary Greenwald's research, this cartoon averaged 180 violent acts per HALF HOUR (a new violent act every ten seconds!), while the most violent adult programs of the day averaged just four to six.
GI Joe: A Real American Hero
Join the fun in the town of Bedrock back when the members of this fabulously famous modern Stone-Age family were precocious prehistoric preteens.
Flintstone Kids
I really have a lot of respect for Marc Blanc - all those classic cartoon characters he did the voices for! Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Barney Rubble, Captain Cave-Man - the list just goes on and on!
Uhm actually? His name was *MEL* Blanc, not Marc.
Adora's wearing BIKE SHORTS under her dress?!?
She-Ra
Johnathan Winters, Katy Perry, and Mr. Krinkle as "Azrael"
The Smurfs
This cartoon was obviously all about Homosexual Corpses.
The Smurfs
The world’s most beloved characters as precocious preschoolers, discovering the world one baby step at a time, negotiating naptime and playground politics while trying to avoid the security blanket blues. These colorful characters face childhood’s firsts as only a Looney character could.
The Baby Looney Tunes
I'n just a "Subs Before Dubs" kind of guy - you really need to hear classic anime like Code Lyoko, Dragonball Z and Naruto in their original Japanese to get every little nuance of the voice performance.
Uhm, actually? Code Lyoko is FRENCH.
This new, younger Ms. Frizzle is a J.Crew acolyte who only knows how to wear one statement piece at a time.
The Magic Schoolbus Rides Again
Eva Longoria, Benicio del Toro, and Danny Trejo as "Boots"
Dora The Explorer (Dora & The Lost City Of Gold)
This cartoon (and toy line) were were occult objects designed by marketers to be used by children as unlicensed guidance counselors.
The Care Bears
The world's favorite chicken-hearted canine, as a puppy? That's right! And the whole gang is back with him as gangly kids; goofing off, solving kid-size mysteries and having run-ins with ghouls, ghosts and goblins.
A Pup Named Scooby-Doo
Remember when Stan Lee did the intros for all the Marvel cartoons like Spider-Man, Hulk and X-Men? That was DOPE!
Uhm, actually? Stan didn't do the opening narration for X-Men.
Instead of teaching them Martial Arts, all he does is lay around watching weird Japanese shows and farting?!? Even Michael Bay treated this franchise with more respect!
Rise of The TMNT
John Goodman, Rick Moranis and The B-52's as "The BC-52's"
The Flintstones
The Pagan overtones of this cartoon "is quite simply destroying America", a tradition it still carries to this very day!
My Little Pony
See the kind of hilarious mischief this famous cat and mouse team created as a playful kitten and a crafty little mouse before they grew up. Droopy, Dripple, Spike and Tyke might show up to play as well!
Tom & Jerry Kids
SPECIAL TRICK QUESTION CHALLENGE!
Forget about the category! You know how every breakfast cereal commercial says that the cereal is "Part of A Balanced Breakfast" and then shows you a table FULL OF FOOD? NAME THREE NON-CEREAL ITEMS THAT MAKE UP THAT BALANCED BREAKFAST!
From the 5 commercials i watched as research for this question: Glass of Milk, Glass of Orange Juice, Fruit, Eggs, Toast, Pancakes, Waffles, Bacon, Ham, Syrup and Hot Oatmeal (SO VERY BALANCED!!!)
I guess the Tiny Toons just weren't Tiny enough?
Baby Looney Tunes