Identity Crisis
This Boathouse Capitalist's drink of choice is a spicy skinny margarita.
Who is Chong Moua?
This Boathouse Capitalist uses a secret Pitchbook hack to affordably source his trendy wardrobe.
Who is Steve Dressel?
This Yielder caught a world record fish when he was 11 years old and won $1000.
Who is Andy Monahan?
This Boathouse Capitalist "wasn't surprised" to get their job offer once they rewatched their SparkHire interview.
Who is Max Beck?
Matt Carey did not meet expectations after taking his then-girlfriend to this romantic city without any new jewelry in his carry-on.
What is Paris, France?
This Boathouse Capitalist is an owner of an NFL franchise.
Who is Joey Beers?
This Boathouse Capitalist shares initials with a prestige fashion house and sports their jewelry as a subtle flex
Who is Christina Duan?
This Yielder is distantly related to Shakira.
Who is Jon Shadid?
This Boathouse Capitalist's nickname was "the Constrictor" on their sports team.
Who is Chong Moua?
Chong thinks this cookie is Matt Carey's healthy eating kryptonite, and once made Matt a breakfast in bed, of sorts.
What are Oreo cookies?
This Boathouse Capitalist was kicked out of a phones-free nude bar after repeatedly bringing out their phone.
Who is Matt Pulos?
This Boathouse Capitalist employs an in-home overnight pet sitter.
Who is Shivam Patel?
Order up! This Yielder did a stint as a short-order cook in Ocean City, MD.
Who is Gary Schwake?
These Boathouse Capitalists have asked _Employees to "Book a Meeting with Me" multiple times.
Who is Andrew Olsen and Colin Raws?
This breakfast treat is actually Matt Carey's junk food kryptonite.
What are Toaster Strudel? (also acceptable: Doritos)
This Boathouse Capitalist received the most hugs at the 2023 office Christmas Party.
Who is Colin Raws?
This Boathouse Capitalist is a member of the Philadelphia Opera Society.
Who is Koby Krinsky?
This Yielder grew up next to a famous New York golf course.
Who is Andy Monahan?
This Boathouse Capitalist has no idea how to properly load tupperware in the dishwasher.
Who is Andrew Olsen?
Matt Carey unsuccessfully explained the concept of a net working capital peg to the seller of this Company.
What is Millennium Health and Fitness.
This Boathouse Capitalist uses racially incongruent emojis in their text messages.
Who is Bill Dyer?
Who is Kurt Aplan? (also acceptable: Kurty-too-Flirty)
This Yielder had lunch with Michael Jackson, the King of Pop.
Who is Gary Schwake?
This Boathouse Capitalist once solved one of society's greatest problems by building a marketplace for beach homeowners to earn extra income renting out their driveways.
Who is Andrew Smith?
Bill Dyer once forced a trade on Matt Carey for this delicacy after he realized his error in ordering seafood at a midwestern steakhouse.
What is wagyu beef?