A Tale of Two A's
This American favorite features romaine, tomato, onion, bacon, chicken, cheese, hard-boiled egg, and a ranch or ranch-adjacent dressing
What is cobb salad
This tabloid began in 1801 from a disgruntled Alexander Hamilton
What is The New York Post
This industry kingpin, a titan and founder of the genre and now all-around celebrity with his own bowl game is yet to be inducted into the Hip-Hop Hall of Fame
Who is Snoop Dogg
This two-month long amphibious battle featured the largest naval engagement in history, as the United States liberated the Phillipines and pushed Imperial Japan further backward
What is the Battle of Leyte
This is a cliché you'd use if you intended to play to your strengths with the second amendment in mind
What is "stick(ing) to my guns"
He's a beloved bald-headed NBA Hall-of-Famer and commentator with a history of boards, no rings, and a distinct Alabaman accent
Who is Charles Barkley
This CEO and billionaire investor acquired both The Omaha Sun and The Omaha World Herald through his real estate giant, Berkshire Hathaway
Who is Warren Buffett
He was one of the best two-way players in MLB history and one of the foremost Atlanta Braves, joining an elite company by winning 10 gold gloves
Who is Andruw Jones
Despite featuring both Grant and Lee and being one of the largest battles in the entire Civil War, this engagement ended inconclusively when Grant disengaged to continue his Overland Campaign
What is the Battle of the Wilderness
You'll find Satan either in the woodwork or the fine print, if this one's to be believed
What is "The devil's in the details"
This fictional fruit has portrayed both Mordecai and Jesse, but he's best known for his pivotal role in not doing anything
Who is Pa Grape
This is Boston's foremost publication, #6 in the United States
What is The Boston Globe
He was a premier running back of 2000s and is considered the best in Seahawks history, narrowly beating Larry Fitzgerald as the first cover athlete featured in both an NCAA and Madden football games
Who is Shaun Alexander
News of peace between the States and Britain didn't reach Andrew Jackson in time, leading him to rout the King's troops in this final battle during the War of 1812, which made him a national celebrity
What is the Battle of New Orleans
This situation, which a fugitive finds his or herself in, is not a reference to Odysseus' escape from the cave of Polyphemus - or else it would include a silent "b"
What is "on the lam"
This was the cry that terrified the Mexican Army on the banks of the San Jacinto as they folded in the face of 900 angry Texans
What is "Remember the Alamo"
Despite being younger than its competitors by nearly a century, this print and broadcast journalism company is the #4 news publication in the country
What is USA Today
Despite being short for a center and an offensive liability, this Pistons great padded his case for Hall-of-Fame induction with an NBA Championship and a record 4 Defensive Player of the Year Awards.
Who is Ben Wallace
The Mexican siege against Fort Texas led to this battle, the first in the Mexican American War, when the United States army arrived to relieve the surrounded fort
What is the Battle of Palo Alto
Per Bob Dylan, there's very little appeal to being on your own, with no direction home: a complete unknown. The sole pro is that you don't gather any of this
What is moss
This is an editorial expression of grief or pity which almost always follows a conjunction
What is "alas"
This newspaper began in Motor City circa 1831, pioneering an uncommon name in reference to its First Amendment rights
What is The Detroit Free Press
He was one of the first shutdown cornerbacks in NFL history, anchoring the elite Raiders defense of the late 70s and early 80s, and is now considered the best defensive player yet to make the Hall of Fame
Who is Lester Hayes
This month-long slog marked the first change in the early stages of the Korean War, when General MacArthur decisively stopped and then drove backward the encircling Korean People's Army
What is the Battle of Pusan Perimeter
You'd live out the literal meaning of this cliché if you made a friendly wager with the local Krispy Kreme
What is "Betting dollars to donuts"